Naomi Watts and Susan Sarandon

Look, I'll be honest, I think this dress looks terrible on Susan Sarandon. And I thought the boobtacular one from the SAGs was not great either. But I do enjoy that Susan Sarandon is clearly like, "Screw it. My boobs want their moment AND THEY'RE TAKING IT."

Naomi Watts in Michael Kors Collection

Naomi is doing her best Kate Hudson impression in this dress. Up to and including that I think she's holding her body in it really weirdly -- it's like Kate Hudson meets Lea Michele. The dress isn't unattractive, but it is a bit.... I feel like I am seeing everything. I can count her every ab muscle.

Naomi Watts in Michael Kors Collection

It's better from the side.

Susan Sarandon

This is not better from any side.

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Naomi Watts and Susan Sarandon

I've decided these two got ready together in the hotel and crawled down three bottles of Champers. I have no particular reason for that, other than thinking it'd be entertaining for all the flies on the wall. "FEEL THE BERN, NAOMI," Susan would say, pointing sharply at Naomi with the neck of the bottle. "FEEL IT NOW OR PERISH." [Photos: Fame/Flynet]