> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Cannes Is Starting Soft - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-is-starting-soft/ - Published: 2018-05-09T14:45:39.000Z - Updated: 2018-05-12T22:02:13.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: Cannes, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55 ## Penelope Cruz in Vintage Chanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-5-1525829916.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9665735gr) Actress Penelope Cruz poses for photographers upon arrival at the opening ceremony of the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2018 Opening Ceremony Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018 Dear Karl: As usual, you have an interesting fabric that you have turned into something semi-cockamamie. I'm not sure the way this chops her up would do ANYONE many favors. ## 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-1-1525829871.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9665142bs) Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 This is such careful posing on her part. Wrist straight, hand placed just-so, elbow pointed back. This is why I never end up in photos. I can't arrange myself. ## Juliane Moore in Givenchy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-16-1525830038.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony, France Featuring: Julianne Moore Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 May 2018 Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ \*\*MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ\*\*\*PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.\*\* I really thought this was going to be a Valentino. I also wonder if for any hot second at all she was planning to attend the Met Gala, because this was in keeping with a LOT of the looks we saw there. It's good on her -- dramatic but not insane. ## Fan Bingbing in Ali Karoui ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-14-1525830014.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Fan Bing Bing Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 May 2018 Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ \*\*MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ\*\*\*PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.\*\* As usual, she is perfection. ## Benicio Del Toro ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-8-1525829949.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by FeatureflashSHM/REX/Shutterstock (9665801ch) Benicio Del Toro Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018 He looks... sticky. ## Li Yuchun in Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-11-1525829982.jpg) WO Mandatory Credit: Photo by Canio Romaniello/Soevermedia/REX/Shutterstock (9665880fq) Li Yuchun Everybody Knows and Opening Gala red carpet, 71st Cannes Festival 2018, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018 That's a really interesting gown on her. It ALSO feels Met Gala esque. The thing is, Cannes and the Met aren't even that different. One of them is more specific than the other, but both of them are in service of people deploying their HIGHEST glam. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9665801cq-1525826656.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by FeatureflashSHM/REX/Shutterstock (9665801cq) Li Yuchun Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018 That's cool. I also want to poke it and see if some M&Ms drop out? ## Talila Storm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-2-1525829881.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9665142d) Tallia Storm 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 She is a singer from the UK, and it looks like she forgot to fertilize the bodice, so it didn't grow in time. ## Camila Coehlo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-3-1525829893.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9665142dw) Camila Coehlo 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 She could be a can-can dancer in that one. ## Chantel Jeffries ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-6-1525829927.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by CLEMENS BILAN/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9665752ak) Chantel Jeffries arrives for the screening of 'Everybody Knows' (Todos Lo Saben) and the Opening Ceremony of the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, 08 May 2018\. Presented in competition, the movie opens the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 This is straight out of a Mummy movie where some kind of ancient sex goddess crawls out of a tomb at just the right moment. ## Chloe Sevigny in Chanel ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-4-1525829904.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9665735ck) Chloe Sevigny 2018 Opening Ceremony Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018 What an interesting fabric Karl has ruined by gluing his table linens to it. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-7-1525829937.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by FeatureflashSHM/REX/Shutterstock (9665801ar) Chloe Sevigny Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018 This is already my favorite photo. WHO CAN TOP IT? ## Barbara Meier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-10-1525829971.jpg) WO Mandatory Credit: Photo by Canio Romaniello/Soevermedia/REX/Shutterstock (9665880fg) Barbara Meier Everybody Knows and Opening Gala red carpet, 71st Cannes Festival 2018, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018 The contrast of her hair color makes this work better than it should, but otherwise she just looks like she got out of bed and took the damn thing with her. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-9-1525829960.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by JN Davidson/SHM/REX/Shutterstock (9665820au) Barbara Meier 'Everybody Knows' Opening Gala Red Carpet during the 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 TREAD CAREFULLY MY CHILD. ## Virginie Ledoyen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-12-1525829993.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Cannes/IPA/REX/Shutterstock (9665927i) Virginie Ledoyen 'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018 Boo, satin. Boo, arm ties. BOO. ## Romee Strijd ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-13-1525830003.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Romee Strijd Where: London, United Kingdom When: 08 May 2018 Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ \*\*MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ\*\*\*PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.\*\* The snake necklaces are really multiplying lately. Is it mating season? ## Isabelle Adjani ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-18-1525830060.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Isabelle Adjani Where: Cannes, Alpes-Maritimes, France When: 08 May 2018 Credit: Dave Bedrosian/Future Image/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Germany\*\* "Hello. I stole Elle Fanning's luggage last year." ## Chiara Mastroianni in Saint Laurent ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-19-1525830071.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Chiara Mastroianni Where: Cannes, Alpes-Maritimes, France When: 08 May 2018 Credit: Dave Bedrosian/Future Image/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Germany\*\* Wow. That is some '80s-style linebacker shoulder-pad realness she is serving, on a platter with Joan Collins's face on it ## Noted Kook Elena Lenina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-15-1525830026.jpg) 71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony, France Featuring: Elena Lenina Where: Cannes, France When: 08 May 2018 Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ \*\*MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ\*\*\*PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.\*\* And here is Cannes's treasured child, Russian person of costumey interest Elena Lenina, dressed as the mayor of Whoville as usual. [Cannes Is Starting a Wee Bit SoftPossibly because it's the day after the Met Gala.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/05/cannes-2018-opening-ceremony-gfy-blog-film-festival-4-1525829904.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-is-starting-a-wee-bit-soft-05-2018/)