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Actress Penelope Cruz poses for photographers upon arrival at the opening ceremony of the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France
2018 Opening Ceremony Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018
Dear Karl: As usual, you have an interesting fabric that you have turned into something semi-cockamamie. I'm not sure the way this chops her up would do ANYONE many favors.
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
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Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
This is such careful posing on her part. Wrist straight, hand placed just-so, elbow pointed back. This is why I never end up in photos. I can't arrange myself.
Juliane Moore in Givenchy
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony, France Featuring: Julianne Moore
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 08 May 2018
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I really thought this was going to be a Valentino. I also wonder if for any hot second at all she was planning to attend the Met Gala, because this was in keeping with a LOT of the looks we saw there. It's good on her -- dramatic but not insane.
Fan Bingbing in Ali Karoui
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Fan Bing Bing
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 08 May 2018
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As usual, she is perfection.
Benicio Del Toro
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Benicio Del Toro
Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018
He looks... sticky.
Li Yuchun in Gucci
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Li Yuchun
Everybody Knows and Opening Gala red carpet, 71st Cannes Festival 2018, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018
That's a really interesting gown on her. It ALSO feels Met Gala esque. The thing is, Cannes and the Met aren't even that different. One of them is more specific than the other, but both of them are in service of people deploying their HIGHEST glam.
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Li Yuchun
Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018
That's cool. I also want to poke it and see if some M&Ms drop out?
Talila Storm
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Tallia Storm
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
She is a singer from the UK, and it looks like she forgot to fertilize the bodice, so it didn't grow in time.
Camila Coehlo
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Camila Coehlo
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
She could be a can-can dancer in that one.
Chantel Jeffries
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Chantel Jeffries arrives for the screening of 'Everybody Knows' (Todos Lo Saben) and the Opening Ceremony of the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, 08 May 2018. Presented in competition, the movie opens the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May.
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
This is straight out of a Mummy movie where some kind of ancient sex goddess crawls out of a tomb at just the right moment.
Chloe Sevigny in Chanel
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Chloe Sevigny
2018 Opening Ceremony Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018
What an interesting fabric Karl has ruined by gluing his table linens to it.
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Chloe Sevigny
Everybody Knows Premiere, Cannes Film Festival, France 8 May 2018
This is already my favorite photo. WHO CAN TOP IT?
Barbara Meier
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Barbara Meier
Everybody Knows and Opening Gala red carpet, 71st Cannes Festival 2018, Cannes, France - 08 May 2018
The contrast of her hair color makes this work better than it should, but otherwise she just looks like she got out of bed and took the damn thing with her.
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Barbara Meier
'Everybody Knows' Opening Gala Red Carpet during the 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
TREAD CAREFULLY MY CHILD.
Virginie Ledoyen
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Virginie Ledoyen
'Everybody Knows' premiere and opening ceremony, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 08 May 2018
Boo, satin. Boo, arm ties. BOO.
Romee Strijd
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Romee Strijd
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 08 May 2018
Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ **MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ***PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
The snake necklaces are really multiplying lately. Is it mating season?
Isabelle Adjani
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Isabelle Adjani
Where: Cannes, Alpes-Maritimes, France
When: 08 May 2018
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"Hello. I stole Elle Fanning's luggage last year."
Chiara Mastroianni in Saint Laurent
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony Featuring: Chiara Mastroianni
Where: Cannes, Alpes-Maritimes, France
When: 08 May 2018
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Wow. That is some '80s-style linebacker shoulder-pad realness she is serving, on a platter with Joan Collins's face on it
Noted Kook Elena Lenina
71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Everybody Knows' - Premiere and Opening Ceremony, France Featuring: Elena Lenina
Where: Cannes, France
When: 08 May 2018
Credit: MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ **MANDATORY CREDIT: JOE ALVAREZ***PLEASE SET CREDIT AS JOE ALVAREZ ONLY.**
And here is Cannes's treasured child, Russian person of costumey interest Elena Lenina, dressed as the mayor of Whoville as usual.
