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Halle Berry

US actress and member of the jury of the 78th cannes film festival Halle Berry arrives for a dinner with fellow members of the jury at the Grand Hyatt Cannes Hotel Martinez, on the eve of the opening ceremony of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2025. (Photo by Sameer AL-DOUMY / AFP) (Photo by SAMEER AL-DOUMY/AFP via Getty Images)

This is a good start, at least. Halle looks cool as hell, in a bob that mine aspires to be but isn't. The peek of red shoe is perfect.

Leila Slimani

French-Moroccan writer and journalist and member of the jury of the 78th cannes film festival Leila Slimani arrives for a dinner with fellow members of the jury at the Grand Hyatt Cannes Hotel Martinez, on the eve of the opening ceremony of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2025. (Photo by Sameer Al-Doumy / AFP) (Photo by SAMEER AL-DOUMY/AFP via Getty Images)

Lelia is a "French-Moroccan writer and journalist" and I assume her very sensible outfit is the most invisible Chanel they could find her. She doesn't seem like she's in danger of showing up at the opening ceremony in bare boobs.

Juliette Binoche

French actress and president of the jury of the 78th cannes film festival Juliette Binoche arrives for a dinner with fellow members of the jury at the Grand Hyatt Cannes Hotel Martinez, on the eve of the opening ceremony of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2025. (Photo by Sameer Al-Doumy / AFP) (Photo by SAMEER AL-DOUMY/AFP via Getty Images)

"Whoops! I was just helping with the weeding. This blazer belongs to my gardener."

Alba Rohrwacher

Italian actress and member of the jury of the 78th cannes film festival Alba Rohrwacher arrives for a dinner with fellow members of the jury at the Grand Hyatt Cannes Hotel Martinez, on the eve of the opening ceremony of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2025. (Photo by Miguel MEDINA / AFP) (Photo by MIGUEL MEDINA/AFP via Getty Images)

So, you know how I have Andrea Riseborough Face Blindness? I often mistakenly assume Alba Rohrwacher is Andrea Riseborough, so this is either going to cure me forever OR confuse the shit out of me. Same initials! Weird taste in clothes! Andrea probably would love this! What even IS this.

Dieudo Hamadi

Congolese filmmaker and member of the jury of the 78th cannes film festival Dieudo Hamadi arrives for a dinner with fellow members of the jury at the Grand Hyatt Cannes Hotel Martinez, on the eve of the opening ceremony of the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2025. (Photo by Sameer AL-DOUMY / AFP) (Photo by SAMEER AL-DOUMY/AFP via Getty Images)

He is a Congolese filmmaker. He looks ready to work; I hope someone got him a snazzy suit for the opener.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Jury Member, Halle Berry attends the 2025 Jury Dinner ahead of the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 12, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

"Please, lord, give everyone the strength to wear giant trains."

The Cannes Jury Is In Place
IT BEGINS.

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