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Ruth Negga in Suno, 2016

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Actress Ruth Negga attends the "Loving" photocall during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Venturelli/WireImage)

Ruth Negga's previous stint at Cannes was in aid of the film Loving, so there WILL be some Joel Edgerton to come. I really thought this was early Prada; I will say that I love the shoes. Bring back crazy shoes!

Ruth Negga (L) and Joel Edgerton, 2016

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Ruth Negga (L) and Joel Edgerton attend the "Loving" World Premiere after party hosted by Swarovski at Nikki Beach on May 16, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Focus Features)

Everything is reasonable here -- I assume those straps are part of her top and not rouge bra straps -- but I DO wish she had some more outrageous jewels here.

Ruth Negga in Marc Jacobs and Joel Edgerton, 2016

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Actress Ruth Negga and actor Joel Edgerton departs from the "Loving" Premiere at the annual 69th Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2016 in Cannes, France. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)

My big takeaway here is that we've been dealing with this kind of sheer situation for a DECADE. I'M TIRED. (I believe this was the premiere of Loving and the previous look was for the afterparty. I appreciate that Ruth was like, "I need to put on some pants.")

Ruth Negga, 2016

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Ruth Negga leaves the Majestic Hotel during the 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 17, 2016 in Cannes, . (Photo by Pierre Suu/GC Images)

This is EXTREMELY cute.

Demi Moore in Armani, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Demi Moore attends the "Kinds Of Kindness" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Demi Moore and stylist Brad Goreski really, really killed it in Cannes in 2024. I'm excited to see what they pull out this year. This gown is GORGEOUS.

Demi Moore in Balenciaga, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Demi Moore attends the Chopard Trophy at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Carlton Beach on May 17, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/WireImage)

BEYOND -- and obviously that necklace is completely insane, my god.

Demi Moore in Del Core, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Demi Moore attends a photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Carlton Cannes Hotel on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is pleasantly reasonable and totally normal. A good reset.

Demi Moore in custom Loewe, 2024

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 23 Demi Moore attends the amfAR Cannes Gala 30th edition Presented by Chopard and Red Sea International Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 23, 2024 in Cap d'Antibes, France.(Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

Gorgeous.

Demi Moore in Schiaparelli, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Demi Moore attends the "The Substance" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is JUST goofy enough. It would be fun to go through this evening, gently whacking people with your one giant fabric arm.

Demi Moore in Elie Saab, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Demi Moore attends the "The Substance" Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Truly the perfect day dress.

Demi Moore in Oscar de la Renta, 2024

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Demi Moore attends the Chopard “Once Upon A Time” evening at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 21, 2024 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

This is SO good -- and the pink shoes!

Demi Moore in Celine, 2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Demi Moore attends the Red Carpet of the closing ceremony at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 24, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

AND this works if you somehow lose your napkin at the dinner later.

Let's Do Some Homework on the Cannes Jury's Red Carpet History.
It'll be fun, I promise!

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