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# Cannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-manly-man-fugs-the-expendables-3-photocall/
- Published: 2014-05-19T18:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:35:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Jason Statham

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491908467.xml)

"YESSS! MAN-FIST!"

## Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Sylvester Stallone

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491904207.xml)

Mel: Someone put Rogaine in my shaving cream and now I have this MAN BEARD GRRRR and no one recognizes me.

Sly: YO! GUILTY! MAN-PRANK!

## Jason Statham, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Schwarzenegger maybe?

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491930835.xml)

"What are we doing/? Oh, I don't know, JUST RIDING IN A MOTHERF'ING TANK. WHAT UP, MAN-PRETEND!!!!!"

## Statham, Ford, Stallone, Gibson, Snipes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491908765.xml)

"THIS GUY! THIS IS THE GUY!" "NO THIS GUY! THIS IS THE GUY!" "BRO DOWN, MEN!" "MAN HUG!"

## Antonio Banderas, Kellan Lutz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491930855.xml)

"MAN DISCO!"

## Antonio Banderas, Kellan Lutz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491904931.xml)

"AAAAAH! MAN SELFIE OF MEN!"

## Banderas and Everyone

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491904813.xml)

"DANGER IS COMING, DUDE BROS, FIRE UP YOUR MAN SAUCE."

## Banderas, Stallone, Whoever, Statham

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491904865.xml)

"YOU JOKER WHY I OUGHTA! I'MMA GET YOU BRO-DUDE!"

## Banderas

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491908461.xml)

"Well, that was all my best material. I don't know anymore. Nobody's really giving me the motivation I need, AND nobody told me not to wear this shirt, so... I don't know anymore. Maybe I don't want my Man Card."

## Wesley Snipes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491908569.xml)

"If I have to act like you fools to win a Man Card then I don't want it EITHER."

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