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Jason Statham

"YESSS! MAN-FIST!"

Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Sylvester Stallone

Mel: Someone put Rogaine in my shaving cream and now I have this MAN BEARD GRRRR and no one recognizes me.

Sly: YO! GUILTY! MAN-PRANK!

Jason Statham, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, and Schwarzenegger maybe?

"What are we doing/? Oh, I don't know, JUST RIDING IN A MOTHERF'ING TANK. WHAT UP, MAN-PRETEND!!!!!"

Statham, Ford, Stallone, Gibson, Snipes

"THIS GUY! THIS IS THE GUY!" "NO THIS GUY! THIS IS THE GUY!" "BRO DOWN, MEN!" "MAN HUG!"

Antonio Banderas, Kellan Lutz

"MAN DISCO!"

Antonio Banderas, Kellan Lutz

"AAAAAH! MAN SELFIE OF MEN!"

Banderas and Everyone

"DANGER IS COMING, DUDE BROS, FIRE UP YOUR MAN SAUCE."

Banderas, Stallone, Whoever, Statham

"YOU JOKER WHY I OUGHTA! I'MMA GET YOU BRO-DUDE!"

Banderas

"Well, that was all my best material. I don't know anymore. Nobody's really giving me the motivation I need, AND nobody told me not to wear this shirt, so... I don't know anymore. Maybe I don't want my Man Card."

Wesley Snipes

"If I have to act like you fools to win a Man Card then I don't want it EITHER."

Cannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall
Otherwise known as Men Behaving Manly. [Photos: Getty]

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