Aubrey Plaza

FIRST OF ALL: These jewels are major.

Nathalie Emmanuel, Adam Driver and Aubrey Plaza

Second: This was the only pic I could get of Adam Driver where you really saw his look. He looks handsome and tall! He looks like Adam Driver.

Aubrey Plaza in custom Loewe

Fun fact: This has an open back, which I thought I got a photo of but...did not? Who knows. ANYWAY. It's been Divisive Online but honestly? I love it. It's very 30s Artsy Bride.

Jon Voight and Aubrey Plaza

You can somewhat tell here that the back is open. Also, here's Jon Voight. He looks like Jon Voight. I once saw him at a sushi place near the Beverly Center and this is just what he looked like.

Grace VanderWaal in vintage Cinema by Lanos Zinas

For this event? At Cannes? YES. Absolutely.

Grace VanderWaal in vintage Cinema by Lanos Zinas

Very dreamy and god bless people wearing vintage.

Grace VanderWaal in vintage Cinema by Lanos Zinas

For all your veil-related Pinterest boards!

Nathalie Emmanuel in custom Chanel

I'm sure the beading on this is beautiful in person but I fear it photographs a bit boring. (SHE is gorgeous but I think her styling sometimes veers a little bit too understated in photos.)

Chloe Fineman in Celine

SEXY TOOTSIE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. (She looks very cute!)

Giancarlo Esposito and Shayne Lyra Esposito

He is one of the most charming and nicest people I've ever interviewed!

Greta Gerwig (in Chanel) and Omar Sy

Greta has been hanging out with Omar Sy a lot so far and CAN YOU BLAME HER?

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Falguni Shane Peacock

SHE HAS ARRIVED. Don't get mad at me, I know Going Big is very much her thing and I generally love it but this might be TOO much?

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Falguni Shane Peacock

I feel like the lightning bolts and the golden lotus plants and the giant sleeves are kinda fighting?

Yseult in custom Christian Dior

FABULOUS.

Teyana Taylor in Roberto Cavalli

Actually also fabulous, just a different genre of fabulous. (I sort of wish it was buttoned up though.)

Meryem Sarah Uzerli

This might have called for an updo?

Elena Lenina

Speaking of updos!

Wang Qi Ye

GORGEOUS and also maybe slightly stabby.

Eva Gutowski

Both very ethereal AND very boob-forward.

Magda Swider in Tarik Ediz

I see Tarik Ediz is a fan of Dior!

Elaine Zhong Chuxi in Valentin Yudashkin

I think this is absolutely ALL CAPS DREAMY.

Elaine Zhong Chuxi in Valentin Yudashkin

Look at the back! I love it.

Suzanne Zimmer and Hans Zimmer

Hans Zimmer looks like Hans Zimmer! His wife looks lovely.

Lena Gercke

There has been a downtick in sheers so far this Cannes. Have I lost my mind or is this sort of good? Like...I get it.

Romy Croquet Mars and Francis Ford Coppola

Romy Croquet Mars is Francis Ford Coppola's granddaughter and Sofia's daughter. (You remember her from her helicopter shenanigans.) I think she looks totally charming in all this Chanel.

Zhang Da Wan Zi

Very pretty! (As objectively somewhat basic, bridal-ish looks go, I might have liked this on Natalie.)

Alton Mason

VERY dapper!

Caroline Daur

I never noticed that she and Nicky Hilton take after one another. Anyway, no one will remember this in ten minutes.

Valentina Pahde

We've seen a LOT of dresses like this so far, and it's only day three!

Luma Grothe

I enjoy this conceptually but I think the fabric for the trousers needed just a smidge more heft.

Doukissa Nomikou Theodoridis

This feels very predictable for a Hot Person in Cannes.

Crystal Zhang

As does this.

Araya A. Hargate as Maison Margiela

As does this -- and she usually gets more thrilling than this! Perhaps this is merely a warm-up. (Although, also, wow, Margiela is REALLY happening right now.)

Emma Todt

Ah, the traditional Two Dresses Sandwiched Together!

Carina Zavline

This is very pretty -- although I think the shoes feel too similar to the bodice? -- but I'm VERY interested in everything happening behind her.

Rebecca Mir

I enjoy this and also hope she had help peeling it off. (Not in the sexy way!) (I mean, unless she wanted it to be in a sexy way!)

Bianca Brandolini

It's not Cannes without feathers!

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Get ready for some amazing jewels on Aubrey Plaza. And Aishwarya Rai has arrived!