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Charlize Theron, Sean Penn

This is... marvelous. She looks like she's got his earlobe between her teeth as she hisses, "IF YOU COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME EVER AGAIN OR SPEAK A WORD AGAINST ME I WILL EXPLODE YOUR GENITALS, AND DO NOT DOUBT THAT I CAN. I HOPE THAT YOU BURN."

Charlize Theron in Dior

She is killing this suit.

Adele Exarchopoulos in Louis Vuitton

Y'all know my stance on navels: If you can see them, it's not chic.

Adele Exarchopoulos, Sean Penn

"So this is my job tonight? I guess.... I'll just deal. He's an armrest in a coat."

Adele Exarchopoulos in Louis Vuitton

Those are silver versions of the LV gold shoes a few other people have worn, and they are just as covetable here. I also rather like the dress -- she looks like a Persian rug, in a good way -- but I do think it'd be cuter a shade longer.

Charlize Theron

This is gorgeous. I assume she is thinking, "That's right, Sean. Cry. TALK LESS, CRY MORE."

Charlize

"Look, in my defense, you totally would have ghosted him too. Admit it."

Sean Penn

"I am the worst, Burr."

Cannes Mostly Fabs: Charlize Theron and Adele Exarchopoulos
Charlize shot The Last Face with Sean Penn shortly before she ghosted him. And if you think I'm exaggerating about how awkward that must have been, please feast upon this People story that noted they never stood next to each other nor acknowledged each other (verbally or otherwise) the entire time they were promoting the film, save for this unbearably awkward hug. It's... delicious. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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