Cannes Mostly Well Played: Aishwarya Rai

Aishwarya Rai in Ralph & Russo

Well. This is amazing. It's so DRAMATIC and sweeping and FABULOUS.

Aishwarya Rai in Ralph & Russo

And weirdly short at the front, and STILL fabulous.

Aishwarya Rai in Ralph & Russo

Maybe too subtle, though? (I love all the Cannes photos with the handlers.) This is just...amazing to me.

Aishwarya Rai in Oscar de la Renta

You know it's great, because comparatively even this completely gorgeous OdlR -- ON A YACHT! -- is like, "well, this is very very pretty but that's it." (Her face, though. My God. It is, as Heather just said to me, MAJOR.)

Aishwarya Rai

We saw this previously, but I have some late breaking and BAD NEWS. I literally screamed, "OH NO IT'S ACTUALLY PANTS" to myself when this photo loaded. I HATE ending on a scream-y note, but...well. Here we are.