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Clive Owen, Marion Cotillard, and Jamie Hector

There is a LOT of good looking happening in this photo. That's a pretty dreamy man-sandwich to find yourself in. If both of the men look pretty classic, Marion's dress is clearly related to the one she wore to the Met Gala, but for my meager money, this is bolder and more successful. It -- like her AMAZING beehive -- looks fun to wear.

Marion Cotillard

It would be hard to resist the urge to hold that skirt out and swish it around, right? I am a fan of the dramatic skirt-swish.

Noah Emmerich, Marion Cotillard, Clive Owen

Noah: Hey, Marion. You look great!

Marion: Hey, Noah. Don't go anywhere. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AMERICANS.

Marion Cotillard

Meanwhile, over at the photocall for Blood Ties, this dress is really extremely cute and sassy, but maybe inching a little too close to Tennis Skirt Length territory? It kind of looks like a fabulous tennis costume, actually. Maybe she lost track of time that morning and just threw on some heels.

'Blood Ties' Photocall

The back and sides are more interesting than the front. It's too bad she couldn't crab-walk all over Cannes in this, to give everyone the best view.

Marion Cotillard

Every time I see this hair, I want this hair, but the problem is that I don't have that face and also I am not French. It feels like Glamorous and Unstudied French Girl hair, and whenever I try to do that, it lands more on...Misguided and Unwashed.

Chopard Lunch

All that being said, I really would love to know what kind of fancy lunch requires you to make a ball gown out of your beach towel. Seems like a lot to ask before a girl's had her sandwich.

Cannes (Mostly) Well Played, Marion Cotillard
In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she's French? [Photos: Getty]

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