'Only God Forgives' Premiere (Chanel)

I dislike peplums AND sheer skirts and I STILL think she looks tremendous in this.

Dior Cruise Collection 2014

Wow, EVERYONE popped over to Monaco to see Dior while they were Cannes. Apparently, she was also forced to swing by the last act of The Bachelor to accept that rose.

'The Bling Ring' Premiere (Carolina Herrera)

This is likewise gorgeous on her. You KNOW how I feel about patterns, you guys.

'Un Certain Regard' Photocall (Giambattista Valli)

This is ALSO fantastic, and the pop of yellow in the shoes makes me so happy. Can she gather some of Cannes more misguided starlets into a hotel room and teach an impromptu class on How to Do It?

Cannes (Mostly) Well Played: Zhang Ziyi

We saw her at the Opening Gala in something questionable at best. Thank God she got it -- and her cropped wig (?) -- out of the way early, not least because when you look your worst at the beginning of an event, NO ONE will remember by the end! Also, Wikipedia just taught me that she was recently in a Chinese adaptation of Dangerous Liaisons set in 1930s Shanghai and I am about 100% sure I need to see that now. (She's in the Michelle Pfeiffer/Reese Witherspoon role, depending on your favorite Dangerous Liaisons adaptation .) [Photos: Getty]