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Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Renate Reinsve attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

If I learned anything about Renate this awards season, it's that she LOVES this expanse of abs. Quite rightly; it's great. But whereas her post-party dress is boring as hell to me, this version feels rocker-chic in a way that really suits her. Shiny silver pants just WORK. Not on me, I suspect... But now I want to try.

Marco Perego-Saldaña and Zoe Saldaña

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Marco Perego-Saldaña and Zoe Saldaña attend the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

So, Marco co-produced Fjord, Paper Tiger, and Minotaur, and they went HARD on the press. People had a story about him being the first producer to have three films there, Deadline wrote about his "artists' haven," and THR did a bit about how he's an outsider taking Cannes by storm. Hello? He's married to an Oscar-winning star of both Avatar and Marvel AND Star Trek franchises. This man is not an outsider! But congrats to him. It's just interesting to see the focus shift in action.

Zoe in Chanel

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Zoe Saldaña and Marco Perego-Saldaña attend the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

Zoe's Chanel is much prettier to me from the back. The pockets in the front give it a weird line, especially with her hands jammed in them. Or actually it might be that they overemphasize the dropped waist, which I don't love.

SWINTON in Chanel

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Tilda Swinton attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

If anyone can make an oddball Chanel wine bag work, it's this woman. Separately, I hope someone refers to ME as an Oddball Wine Bag someday.

Sofia Carson

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Sofia Carson attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

She seems to be trying to evoke Audrey here. (We already have Lily Collins and Thomasin McKenzie doing this, and Sofia is... not a good actress, so let's not give anyone any ideas.)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Sofia Carson attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

This Reptilian pile of bling looks HEAVY. She certainly built the right outfit around it; they stand out against its simplicity.

Geena Davis

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Geena Davis attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

That's FANTASTIC. Wow.

Lena Mahfouf

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Lena Mahfouf attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

It's pretty, but it's too tight on her chest. I also don't think I'd have paired sapphires with it.

Eva Longoria

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Eva Longoria attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Thank you for this shiny sunbeam of a frock, Eva.

Eva Longoria

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Eva Longoria attends the "Histoires De La Nuit" (The Birthday Party) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

This is quite pretty, too, if a bit bridal. But I have an admittedly hard time separating that notion from white gowns. I think it's because a wedding is the only context in which a white gown seems like a nice idea to me. There is so much else out there.

Gillian Anderson

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Gillian Anderson attends the "Histoires De La Nuit" (The Birthday Party) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

Neat. It's like a beautiful gigantic ear.

Penelope Cruz in archival Georges Chakra

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Penélope Cruz attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

A nice break from Chanel for her! I like the feathery bodice.

Isabelle Huppert in Loewe

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Isabelle Huppert attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

She runs the most expensive convent in Europe.

Ariana Greenblatt in Miu Miu

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ariana Greenblatt attends the "Histoires De La Nuit" (The Birthday Party) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

I don't mind this on her -- it's unusually graceful work from Miu Miu, honestly -- but the collection of brooches feels too haphazard, like a necklace fell through so they just loaded her up at the last second.

Ariana Greenblatt

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ariana Greenblatt attends Lights On Women's Worth during the 79th Cannes Film Festival on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oréal Paris)

Or perhaps she simply cast a summoning spell and wore whatever turned up in her room.

Sofia Carson

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Sofia Carson attends Lights On Women's Worth during the 79th Cannes Film Festival on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oréal Paris)

I said she was channeling Audrey earlier, and this DEFINITELY feels like channeling Lily Collins, who just cast herself as Audrey.

Gillian Anderson

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Gillian Anderson attends Lights On Women's Worth during the 79th Cannes Film Festival on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oréal Paris)

The only thing I can latch onto here is that she's carrying a bright red clutch.

Tara Reid

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Tara Reid attends the "Histoires De La Nuit" (The Birthday Party) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

I'm glad to see her getting out again, a bit. It's been a long time. She looks passably like a French actress you forgot existed, who is preparing for her renaissance. I hope she spent all night convincing people this is true, by speaking in an OUTRAAAAGEOUS accent.

Thayna Soares

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Thayna Soares attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is absolutely lovely.

Ana Milan

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Ana Milán attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)

Try saying "two tutus" over and over, and you will get very slurry VERY quickly.

Roselyn Sanchez

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Roselyn Sánchez attends the closing ceremony of the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 23, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lyvans Boolaky/Getty Images)

This needed a necklace. She reminds me of Demi in here -- it's the hair I think -- and Demi would have done one.

Roselyn Sanchez

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Roselyn Sánchez attends Lights On Women's Worth during the 79th Cannes Film Festival on May 22, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oréal Paris)

This entire dress looks like the head of a snake, ready to pounce. Cannot wait for a Met Gala theme that's just Hissssssssss. Do I have an inspirational movie for them.

Maika Monroe

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Maika Monroe poses during the "Victorian Psycho" screening at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Salle Debussy on May 21, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images)

She is there for "Victorian Psycho," and this IS crazy, so points for the theme.

Penelope Cruz

CANNES, FRANCE - MAI 22: Penelope Cruz lors du photocall du film La Bola Negra pendant le 79ème Festival de Cannes au Palais des Festivals le 22 mai, 2026 à Cannes, France. (Photo by Victor LOCHON/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

This all feels a bit White House, Black Market.

Marion Cotillard

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Marion Cotillard poses during the "Roma Elastica" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

One or the other, but not both. That skirt would be fabulous with a crisp white blouse.

Hoyeon Jung

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Hoyeon Jung poses during the "Hope" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Never a huge belly button person, but this is so chill and summery and she looks like she walked out of a catalog.

Taylor Russell

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Taylor Russell poses during the "Hope" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

This could not be a more different vibe. And hilariously, they were on the same day, because they're in the same movie. I don't dislike this but it does feel like a red carpet gown that they hoped sunglasses would dress down.

Maika Monroe

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Maika Monroe poses during the "Victorian Psycho" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

No to the hair, no to the dress, but is it just me or does she resemble Cathy Moriarty suddenly?

Isabelle Huppert

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Isabelle Huppert is seen at the Hotel Martinez on May 24, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

Chipper pattern-mixing from someone who LOVES a fierce monochrome! It's a fun miracle.

Arisa Sasaki

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Arisa Sasaki poses during the "Titanic Ocean" photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

But of course we had a mermaid. Why NOT.

Laura Dern

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 25: Laura Dern is seen filming on the set of 'White Lotus' on May 25, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by GC Images)

And this is not Laura Dern at Cannes; this is Laura Dern filming The White Lotus at Cannes. I wonder if the template is still Helena Bonham Carter's character, or if they completely reimagined it? But she looks great. I'm ready.

Renate Reinsve's Abs Wrap Up Cannes 2026
Her favorite body part.

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