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# Cannes Opener 2026
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-opener-2026/
- Published: 2026-05-13T14:45:08.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-13T00:34:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

## Joan Collins in custom Stephane Rolland

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/05/gettyimages-2275830747-1778628363.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Dame Joan Collins of "My Duchess" attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Joan Collins is 92\. This is how it's done.

## Heidi Klum in Elie Saab

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275845219-1778628159.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

This is gorgeous on her. And I'm thrilled she didn't rebound from being a human statue straight to something totally sheer.

## Jane Fonda in custom Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275831356-1778628326.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Jane Fonda attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This would be Sexy Tootsie 2026 if it were red. IF ONLY.

## Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu in Saint Laurent

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275843972-1778628193.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

This seems... unworthy. I would NEVER have guessed Saint Laurent. It feels like someone knocking off Alessandro Michele.

## Kelly Rutherford in 2019 Armani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275830507-1778628381.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Kelly Rutherford attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I am confused about Kelly Rutherford's fame level. Inside the U.S., I don't think she is actually that well known -- Gossip Girl and old Melrose Place are not carrying the day -- but overseas she goes to all KINDS of things. I need clarity! (She looks nice; she always looks nice.)

## Claire Holt in Elisabetta Franchi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275298616-1778628507.jpg)

US australian actress Claire Holt arrives for the Opening Ceremony and the screening of the film "La Venus electrique" (The Electric Kiss) at the 79th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 12, 2026\. (Photo by Sameer AL-DOUMY / AFP via Getty Images)

I have a similar note about Claire Holt, who is primarily famous for The Vampire Diaries and doesn't seem to have REALLY broken through beyond that. Is she someone's cosmetics ambassador? She has run marathons for charity and two were in partnership with Maybelline. ANYWAY. Just curious. She ALSO looks fine.

## Lucas Bravo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275836057-1778628232.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Lucas Bravo attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

This is so boxy on him. I also want to send him a groomer. But maybe if his outfit were more fitted, the woollier head would work better? Actually I might be seeing something BEHIND him and conflating it as being part of his hair.

## Maura Higgins in Andrew Kwon 2023

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275829744-1778628417.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Maura Higgins attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Given the things she often likes to wear, this is so straightforward for her. It needs a noik and more compelling styling, I think?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275862202-1778628094.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Maura Higgins attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

But she gave us a stairs moment, and that's what counts.

## Alton Mason

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275826815-1778628452.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Alton Mason attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

I wish he had a little jewelry in his cleav. Is that wrong? It's the ENTIRE point of the outfit so he might as well decorate it.

## Carlos Sainz, Rebecca Donaldson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275860659-1778628115.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Carlos Sainz Jr. and Rebecca Donaldson attend the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I recognized Rebecca because the Formula 1 broadcasts really like to show her. Carlos, I hope Williams is working on your car while you party.

## Gong Li in custom Balenciaga

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275319580-1778628470.jpg)

Gong Li at the premiere of 'La Venus Electrique' at the 79th Festival de Cannes held at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Deadline via Getty Images)

And THIS is boring, right? Not inept, but dull.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275856256-1778628134.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Gong Li is seen at the Hotel Martinez during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

I don't know if she had sneakers on before or after the red carpet, or BOTH, but I respect it -- particularly because Cannes itself tries to insist on heels and would hate this.

## Maika Monroe in Ashi Studio

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275835952-1778628251.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Maika Monroe attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Finally, some sparkle! Although it's hardly revolutionary, either.

## Lilly Krug

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275830761-1778628344.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Lilly Krug attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

This is very, very pretty. And visually interesting! Thank you, Lilly! I think she's about to have a big year because she's in a movie coming out in September, April X, that stars Connor Storrie, which is going to get a fuckton more attention now than it otherwise would have.

## Farhana Bodi in Atelier Zuhra

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275823822-1778628489.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Farhana Bodi attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

COOKING WITH GAS! That's amazing.

## Angele Diabang

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275839489-1778628214.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Angele Diabang attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I do hope those inflate.

## James Franco and Izabel Pakzad

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275834510-1778628288.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: (L-R) James Franco and Izabel Pakzad attend the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

Huh. THIS guy? Must we?

## Elijah Wood

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275834913-1778628305.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Elijah Wood attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

THIS guy, yes, we must.

## Toheeb Jimoh

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275828070-1778628399.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Toheeb Jimoh attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Another must!

## Frederique Bel in Pierre Cardin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275826913-1778628435.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Frédérique Bel attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

When she is done, she retracts -- she simply sinks down and her hat fits snugly on top of of the skirt.

## Tyrese Gibson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2275834915-1778628269.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 12: Tyrese Gibson attends the opening ceremony and "La Vénus Electrique" (The Electric Venus) screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 12, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

How did the notoriously fashion-prickly Cannes let him in wearing those pants? Sir this is not an outdoor music festival.

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