> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Cannes Opening Bash - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-opening-bash/ - Published: 2022-05-18T14:45:43.000Z - Updated: 2022-05-18T01:28:49.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18 ## Julianne Moore ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315be-1652831260.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315be) Julianne Moore 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Red eyes so often look tired, or puffy, or as if you cut a jalapeño and then rubbed them. ## Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312bp-1652831214.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312bp) Julianne Moore 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Bottega Veneta Jewellery by Bulgari I am not enamored of the dropped waist on this. With the deep vee, it just overall drags the whole thing south a bit. ## Katherine Langford in Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316aw-1652831205.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316aw) Katherine Langford 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Prada Prada has not served her well in the past, but damn, did they turn it around for her here. (She's also there with L'Oreal.) It's stunning. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312bb-1652831223.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312bb) Katherine Langford 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Prada It also gave us our first stairs moment in Cannes. The little bubble in the back and the train are delightful. ## Lashana Lynch in Fendi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316eb-1652831344.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316eb) Lashana Lynch 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 This is interesting from the front -- I MOSTLY like it, but she's clearly trying hard to walk and pose with the strips in front of her arms, so that people know they're present. Which... I mean, I could have lived without knowing they were present. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316ef-1652831353.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316ef) Lashana Lynch 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 It's sexy from the side, but I wish it didn't devolve into just that very thin white fabric. The rest of the material is so lovely. ## Eva Longoria in Alberta Ferretti ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316af-1652831390.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316af) Eva Longoria 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Alberta Ferretti The Widow Longoria RETURNS, and tonight she dances on the grave. ## Berenice Bejo in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315bg-1652831289.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315bg) Berenice Bejo 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as catwalk model \*12837314bw I am growing weary of this Valentino collection. How much MONEY have they spent to get it placed? And is it actually the same amount as normal, but because each piece is all in pink, it merely FEELS like an increase? Anyway. Love the texture... loathe the fit. It's worse when you zoom in; it's just so... shlumpy, which should be impossible. ## Michel Hazanavicius and Berenice Bejo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312dp-1652831299.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312dp) Michel Hazanavicius and Berenice Bejo 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 But she seems like an absolute party. ## Lori Harvey in Alexandre Vauthier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312da-1652831326.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312da) Lori Harvey 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Alexandre Vauthier Same Outfit as Catwalk Model \*10532581aj Wearing Alexandre Vauthier Same Outfit as Catwalk Model \*10532581aj That's stunning on her, and I would not have identified it as Vauthier in a million years. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315du-1652831335.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315du) Lori Harvey 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 But this necklace would stress me OUT. Just that one little junction between happiness and it dropping into the toilet. ## Valeria Golino in Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316ej-1652831317.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316ej) Valeria Golino 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Dior Same Outfit as catwalk model \*12828365bv ANOTHER good dress, and the perfect necklace to boot. Don't worry, we're going downhill next. ## Emilia Schule ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312aa-1652831231.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312aa) Emilia Schule 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Bridal formal shorts. I cannot. ## Urvashi Rautela in Tony Ward ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312i-1652831250.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312i) Urvashi Rautela 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Tony Ward Couture Whereas this feels like it should be the cover of a bridal magazine. ## Agathe Rousselle in Louis Vuitton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12944251al-1652835013.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12944251al) Agathe Rousselle Opening Night Gala Dinner at Hotel Martinez, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12944251al) Agathe Rousselle Opening Night Gala Dinner at Hotel Martinez, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 ## Iris Mittenaere ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315d-1652831270.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315d) Iris Mittenaere 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Mugler, Jewellery By Boucheron, Shoes By Rene´ Caovilla This screams "[ABS Allen Schwartz Knockoff of Doja Cat."](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/billboard-music-awards-black-and-white/billboard-music-awards-arrivals-mgm-grand-garden-arena-las-vegas-nevada-usa-15-may-2022-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Patricia Contreras ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312t-1652831279.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312t) Patricia Contreras 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Ooooh, yes. More of THIS please. ## Amandine Petit ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315a-1652831362.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315a) Amandine Petit 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Rami Al Ali And substantially less of this. ## Didi Stone in Roberto Cavalli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315ds-1652831371.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315ds) Didi Stone 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Roberto Cavalli And maybe no more of this at all. (The dress, not the wearer.) Unless it's a fashion-as-gilded-cage metaphor, but something tells me that's now how Cavalli rolls. ## Bebe Vio ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315fd-1652831381.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315fd) Bebe Vio 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 [Beatrice "Bebe" Bio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrice%5FVio?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) is a champion wheelchair fencer who lost her limbs at 11 due to meningitis. She LOOKS like a chic warrior and I hope she had a blast. ## Frederique Bel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316ct-1652831399.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316ct) Frederique Bel 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Like many of us, this dress grew a lot of hair during the pandemic. ## Matilda Lutz in Chanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943312fj-1652831408.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12943312fj) Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Chanel Same Outfit as catwalk model \*12773065cw I mean, it kind of works! Chanel is trying something. ## Tallia Storm in Yanina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943316j-1652831240.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12943316j) Talia Storm 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Yanina Couture Same Outfit as catwalk model \*12779169aq You are probably expecting this to be the most dramatic of the outfits in this slideshow. ## Meryem Uzerli in Yanina ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315e-1652835130.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12943315e) Meryem Uzerli 'Final Cut' premiere and opening ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022 Wearing Yanina Couture Same Outfit as catwalk model \*12779169ak You would be WRONG. At least Tallia doesn't have to hold the sides of her dress in place. [Julianne Moore Busted Out the Good Jewels, and More from Cannes's Opening NightWith Lashana Lynch, Katherine Langford, and The Widow Longoria.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/05/shutterstock_editorial_12943315be-1652831260.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/julianne-moore-busted-out-the-good-jewels-and-more-from-canness-opening-night-05-2022/)