Julianne Moore

Red eyes so often look tired, or puffy, or as if you cut a jalapeño and then rubbed them.

Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta

I am not enamored of the dropped waist on this. With the deep vee, it just overall drags the whole thing south a bit.

Katherine Langford in Prada

Prada has not served her well in the past, but damn, did they turn it around for her here. (She's also there with L'Oreal.) It's stunning.

It also gave us our first stairs moment in Cannes. The little bubble in the back and the train are delightful.

Lashana Lynch in Fendi

This is interesting from the front -- I MOSTLY like it, but she's clearly trying hard to walk and pose with the strips in front of her arms, so that people know they're present. Which... I mean, I could have lived without knowing they were present.

It's sexy from the side, but I wish it didn't devolve into just that very thin white fabric. The rest of the material is so lovely.

Eva Longoria in Alberta Ferretti

The Widow Longoria RETURNS, and tonight she dances on the grave.

Berenice Bejo in Valentino

I am growing weary of this Valentino collection. How much MONEY have they spent to get it placed? And is it actually the same amount as normal, but because each piece is all in pink, it merely FEELS like an increase? Anyway. Love the texture... loathe the fit. It's worse when you zoom in; it's just so... shlumpy, which should be impossible.

Michel Hazanavicius and Berenice Bejo

But she seems like an absolute party.

Lori Harvey in Alexandre Vauthier

That's stunning on her, and I would not have identified it as Vauthier in a million years.

But this necklace would stress me OUT. Just that one little junction between happiness and it dropping into the toilet.

Valeria Golino in Dior

ANOTHER good dress, and the perfect necklace to boot. Don't worry, we're going downhill next.

Emilia Schule

Bridal formal shorts. I cannot.

Urvashi Rautela in Tony Ward

Whereas this feels like it should be the cover of a bridal magazine.

Agathe Rousselle in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12944251al) Agathe Rousselle Opening Night Gala Dinner at Hotel Martinez, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2022

Iris Mittenaere

This screams "ABS Allen Schwartz Knockoff of Doja Cat."

Patricia Contreras

Ooooh, yes. More of THIS please.

Amandine Petit

And substantially less of this.

Didi Stone in Roberto Cavalli

And maybe no more of this at all. (The dress, not the wearer.) Unless it's a fashion-as-gilded-cage metaphor, but something tells me that's now how Cavalli rolls.

Bebe Vio

Beatrice "Bebe" Bio is a champion wheelchair fencer who lost her limbs at 11 due to meningitis. She LOOKS like a chic warrior and I hope she had a blast.

Frederique Bel

Like many of us, this dress grew a lot of hair during the pandemic.

Matilda Lutz in Chanel

I mean, it kind of works! Chanel is trying something.

Tallia Storm in Yanina

You are probably expecting this to be the most dramatic of the outfits in this slideshow.

Meryem Uzerli in Yanina

You would be WRONG. At least Tallia doesn't have to hold the sides of her dress in place.

Julianne Moore Busted Out the Good Jewels, and More from Cannes's Opening Night

With Lashana Lynch, Katherine Langford, and The Widow Longoria.