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Ashley Graham

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ashley Graham attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

This is a nice outfit on her -- and especially good after the big duvet disaster from D&G. I think I'd have done the hair differently? It's clashing with the boa for me. But the stitching on the dress is nice, and it's a lovely color.

Neelam Gill

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Neelam Gill attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

So pretty! So sparkly! Sold.

Cindy Bruna

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Cindy Bruna attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

Fabulous hair, badass dress that she MIGHT have to slice off, but: Yes.

Helena Christensen

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Helena Christensen attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

Helena does not seem super convinced by her own ensemble, but it could definitely be worse. And IS going to get worse.

Iris Law

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Iris Law attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

Those shoes look like heeled shower sandals. I am NOT FEELING THEM. The dress is fine, but forgettable. Is Iris Law really happening?

Leomie Anderson

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Leomie Anderson attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

This is... you know. A beautiful net. Better than what Irina Shayk is wearing.

Maya Jama

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Maya Jama attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

Yes, this is STILL better than Irina Shayk's outfit.

Irina Shayk

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Irina Shayk attends a party hosted by British Vogue and Chopard to celebrate the Cannes Film Festival at Hotel Martinez on May 22, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Conde Nast)

This might not be the worst thing worn at the party, solely because IS SHE REALLY WEARING SOMETHING? My eyes rolled so hard that they affected the Earth's rotation.

Folks At This Party Are (Mostly) Pretty Well-Dressed...
... and then there's Irina Shayk.

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