ScarJo in Prada
This seems like the perfect thing to wear for a fancy afternoon in the south of France. No notes.
Rupert Friend
He is attired as a very wealthy man who owns a massive yacht.
Maya Hawke
She's smiling because she hasn't had to go to the bathroom yet.
Juliette Binoche
I'm in!
Ella Rumpf
This is a stew of perplexing coverage issues. Her shoes come up pretty far over her toes, her blue dress doesn't cover anything, and the orange tank underneath is cut slight at the sides. Thanks for confusing me, everyone!
Jessica Hausner, Mia Wasikowska
Oh no. Are those CULOTTES?
Amir El-Masry
There's a lot happening here, but I'll give the wintry boots the nod for being the oddest.
Sadaf Asgari and Faezeh Rad
But this is our new winner for the WHAAAAAT IS HAPPENINNNNNG award. Congratulations to everyone who tried; your efforts were valiant. But you cannot beat the bikini top over the medical scrubs used by her cult.