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Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Zoe Saldana attends the "Emilia Perez" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

I would NOT have pegged this as Saint Laurent. It's so... pink, and capey, and bedecked with bows. I think just the waist one would have sufficed...

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Zoe Saldana attends the "Emilia Perez" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

... especially when you see that this ties her up at the knees? I see her in this and all I want to do are jumping jacks, just because I can.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: US actress Zoe Saldana poses during a photocall for the film 'Emilia Perez' at the 77th Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France on May 19, 2024. (Photo by Mustafa Yalcin/Anadolu via Getty Images)

This MIGHT also be Saint Laurent? The shoes look like their boxy-toed slingbacks. I don't know what shoe I would have done with this, but I don't it's that one.

Karla Sofia Gascon

Spanish actress Karla Sofia Gascon poses during a photocall for the film "Emilia Perez" at the 77th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 19, 2024. (Photo by Sameer Al-Doumy / AFP) (Photo by SAMEER AL-DOUMY/AFP via Getty Images)

Somebody get her a size up in heels! Otherwise, she looks great. She is going to DESTROY you in court.

Lily Gladstone

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Lily Gladstone is seen at the Hôtel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

Gorgeous and breezy, and definitely going to get wrinkled if she's watching movies all day, but whatever. Maybe the Cannes wind will blow out the creases.

Lucy Hale in Miu Miu

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Lucy Hale is seen arriving at Miu Miu event during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Miu Miu, you are unserious.

Bella Hadid

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Bella Hadid is seen at the Hôtel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

Her concept of a walking-around outfit is so different than mine, but at least it looks good on her? Honestly, I don't know that Bella ever smiles as much as when she's at Cannes.

Bella Hadid

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Bella Hadid is seen at the Hôtel Martinez during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/GC Images)

That skirt is pretty. I like this the best out of anything she's worn so far.

Diane Kruger

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Diane Kruger attends the "The Shrouds" (Les Linceuls) Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Whoops, I didn't mean to download this, because Jess already covered it in a Kruger slideshow. Luckily, mine is different because she's wearing sunglasses, so... now you can behold the outfit with its full complement of accessories. I still agree that it seems very dressy for this.

Sebastian Stan

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Sebastian Stan attends "The Apprentice" Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

What? No. This is a hideous marvel of wrong turns. Four different colors, several of which look bad together, and a poor combination of cuts... I mean, I guess he tried?

Maria Bakalova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Maria Bakalova attends "The Apprentice" Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This does feel lightly like Ivana cosplay. Which is so weird when you did ACTUALLY play her?

Cara Delevingne

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 21: Care Delevingne is seen arriving at Miu Miu event during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

That's fine, but she does look like she might break into a tap routine.

Renate Reinsve

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Renate Reinsve attends the "Armand" Photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Louis Vuitton, as deranged as ever! They must love her because she will wear ANY inane thing of theirs.

Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Renate Reinsve attends the "Emilia Perez" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

Just chop the black part off!

Zoe Saldana Got All Tied Up in Cannes
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