Nicole Kidman in Valentino

Thus far Nicole has been so playful with color and patterns that I had hoped for something brighter, but you know what? She still looks fabulous, and that's gorgeous. Should've been yours, Hathaway (even if it WASN'T the intended dress, it would've still been better).

Kristin Scott-Thomas

Great and classy, like the lady herself.

Naomi Watts in Dolce & Gabbana

ALSO gorgeous. I miss her Oscars dress. I still think about it sometimes.

Kirsten Dunst

I wish she were wearing what Naomi Watts just had on; this is glum thinly disguised as girly.

Sharon Stone

That looks like it's made of bathing-suit material.

Sharon Stone

Is it trying to sneak out, or back IN?

Heidi Klum

I have Klum Fatigue, so I can't accurately judge this. Every time I see her I'm like, "Oh, WHATEVER, Heidi," and I can't tell if she deserves it or not. So I wanted you to know that I'm not to be trusted.

Kat Graham

I like this so much better than what she wore to the amfAR gala. Kat Graham in tangerine totally works for me.

Solange

Even my fondness for Solange can't save this suit. It's like a half-assed ode to a grassy knoll, which can only lead to half-assed wordplay about grassy Knowles.

Elodie Bouchez

Hideous. It's not a dress, it's an accessory rack.

Samantha Barks

Girl, you're not Eponine anymore. You don't have to be depressed.

Freida Pinto

This is gorgeous, though. I had forgotten how dreamy she is.

Naomie Harris

ALSO fabulous. She must be enjoying this post-Skyfall afterglow.

Laura Dern

She ALSO looks amazing. Holy cow.

Laura Dern

I also need to own that green coat.

Paz Vega

The pants are costumey, but I'm so glad it's an actual real OUTFIT that I'm going to give it a pass.

Ahna O'Reilly

Total scrolldown. It figures that the ones that need pants don't wear them, and then you get outfits like this that are BUILT with superfluous trou. Could we loan those to the needy celebs?

Jane Fonda

Man, her head fabulous, but the dress looks like horrible plastic surgery.

Karolina Kurkova

This is actually kind of groovy. Superhero groovy.

Lily Donaldson

ACK.

Olga Sorokina

Olga is the person Getty mistakenly labeled as Rooney Mara in this outfit. Apparently hats and flowers were her M.O. for some of the Cannes events. If you shrank her, she could be someone's Royal Ascot fascinator.

Cannes: The Lightbox Purge

Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn't end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it's time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it's not the same, but what's funny is that it looks more like Seyfried's dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can't bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this). [Photos: Getty]