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# Cannes: The Weekend's Big Gowns
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-the-weekends-big-gowns/
- Published: 2023-05-22T18:45:46.000Z
- Updated: 2023-05-22T06:05:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

## Naomi Campbell in Valentino

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922094go-1684716769.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by GUILLAUME HORCAJUELO/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13922094go) Naomi Campbell arrives for the screening of 'Killers of the Flower Moon' during the 76th annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 20 May 2023\. The festival runs from 16 to 27 May. Killers of the Flower Moon - Premiere - 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

This gown was READY for its staircase moment. What you can't see is that there is a dude who fluffed her train, and he did such a good job that he got it to obscure his presence, even for this split second.

## Naomi Campbell in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410ni-1684716709.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410ni) Naomi Campbell attend the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

The front of the dress is a bit more underwhelming, in part because it forgot to account for her having breasts, and they're squeezing out underneath the top. It also can't decide if it wants to show or hide her navel. Curiously, [this is apparently exactly how it's supposed to fit](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/valentino-s-s-2023-2/valentino-hc-po-s23-059-1674771741?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? Well, other than the train, which was her addition. This would be very underwhelming without it.

## Sofia Carson in Elie Saab

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13921569el-1684716789.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13921569el) Sofia Carson 'Killers of the Flower Moon' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

This is GLORIOUS. She is SO GOOD at this huge regal stuff.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13921546dy-1684716818.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13921546dy) Sofia Carson 'Killers of the Flower Moon' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

It even works on the stairs -- that lovely texture keeps it from blending.

## Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410ov-1684716716.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410ov) Salma Hayek attend the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

Major cleav, major jewels, major color, but this is all too fussy for me. The top is enough without the extra knee ruffle.

## Jessica Wang in LaQuan Smith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922753e-1684716869.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13922753e) Jessica Wang 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

This one is odd: LaQuan Smith seems to have dished out VERY similar gowns to two different models, which they wore on on consecutive nights. If one must pick a winner, it's this one...

## Izabel Goulart in LaQuan Smith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410vb-1684716668.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410vb) Izabel Goulart attends the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

... because the bodysuit portion of Izabel's is woeful.

## Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, and Cara Jade Myers in custom Jean Louis Sabaji

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13921569ft-1684717890.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13921569ft) Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Cara Jade Myers 'Killers of the Flower Moon' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

Killers of the Flower Moon got a big ovation, although at Cannes everything does, and the length determines how lukewarm they are for you (five minutes for Indiana Jones was deemed perfunctory, for example). This one was longer. Also, they're always gonna suck up to Scorsese and Leo AND DeNiro. Cara Jade Myers is one of the stars of the movie, and a memger of the Wichita tribe. Her dress is magnificent on her.

## Folks you've seen, plus: Janae Collins (far left, in Armani), Lily Gladstone, Tantoo Cardinal, and Jillian Dion

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922473ad-1684717929.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Niviere David/ABACAPRESS.COM/Shutterstock (13922473ad) Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, Director Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro attend the Killers of the Flower Moon red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Killers of the Flower Moon red carpet Cannes - Day 5, France - 21 May 2023

Tantoo Cardinal also looks extremely cool -- that skirt with the feather print is so interesting. Janae is enrolled in the Fort Peck Assiniboine and Sioux Tribes, Tantoo is a freaking legend and is in of Canadian Cree and Métis heritage, and Jilion Dion is, per her bio, "of Plains Cree, Metis and French Canadian descent, adopted and raised in a Dene/Metis household." This movie is apparently a brutal, true story about the Osage Indian murders, so gird yourselves when it does come out.

## Lily Gladstone in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13921565ft-1684717899.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13921565ft) Lily Gladstone 'Killers of the Flower Moon' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

I decided that Lily, who is of Blackfeet and Nimíipuu heritage, should get a closer look in this very bright, almost Marimekko-like Valentino.

## Sara Sampaio in Sophie Couture

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410pf-1684716688.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410pf) Sara Sampaio attends the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

I liked this one best from the back -- it's so deliciously wavy.

## Sara Sampaio in Sophie Couture

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410pa-1684716699.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410pa) Sara Sampaio attends the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

It's fine from the front, but the bodice seems too... non-committal?

## Didi Stone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922392a-1684716738.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13922392a) Didi Stone 'May December' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

Her shoes look like they are SERIOUSLY digging into her feet there. She looks like she's ready to perform some cabaret.

## Polli Cannabis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13920049bl-1684716828.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13920049bl) Polli Cannabis 'The Zone of Interest' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2023

Was rain in the forecast?

## Jessica Wang in Christian Siriano

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13920049ag-1684716849.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13920049ag) Jessica Wang 'The Zone of Interest' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2023

Always happy to see Christian make an appearance... IN THEORY. This is actually a perfect Cannes dress, though, really: sculptural, sheer, massive, and confusing.

## Leomie Anderson in Tony Ward

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922754et-1684716879.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13922754et) Leomie Anderson 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

I think we can all agree that it's very sad she wore this [without the headpiece made of shredded paper](https://www.instagram.com/p/Csg5xF8xMS-/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Irina Shayk in Armani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922410ks-1684716727.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shootpix/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922410ks) Irina Shayk attend the "Killers Of The Flower Moon" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes - Killers Of The Flower Moon Screening, France - 20 May 2023

She's making the sheers work for her here -- and even if you disagree, it's SO much better than what's coming in a few slides that you will miss it.

## Siran Riak

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922392e-1684716748.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13922392e) Siran Riak 'May December' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

Between this and Eurovision, the past week has brought 300 percent more wings than usual.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13919707p-1684716859.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Steve Wood/Shutterstock (13919707p) Guest attends the "Black Flies" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival on May 19, 2023 in Cannes, France. 'Black Flies' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2023

Do those ALSO count as wings? Do I need to put out a trend alert, in the fictional universe in which such a thing exists?

## Flora Coquerel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922752gl-1684717919.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13922752gl) Flora Coquerel 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

Gorgeous. If only the slit were just slightly to the side.

## Sabrina Elba in Elie Saab

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922754ef-1684718481.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13922754ef) Sabrina Dhowre Elba 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

That is a very... twisty bodice. But not a super use of sheers. It looks patchy rather than romantic.

## Chloe Lecareux in Stephane Rolland

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13920049cy-1684716838.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13920049cy) Chloe Lecareux 'The Zone of Interest' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2023

This dress, which is not on backward, says, "I expect to win First Prize for abdominal acreage on display."

## Irina Shayk

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922752ea-1684717909.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13922752ea) Irina Shayk 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

And this, of course, says, "HOLD MY BEER and hand me that blue ribbon." (This ALSO is not on backward, if you can believe it! It’s simply designed to make you question everything you ever knew.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922319bo-1684716758.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Genin Nicolas/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922319bo) Guest attending the screening of 'Killers of the flower moon' and red carpet at Palais Des Festivals in Cannes, France on May 20 2023 as part of the 76th Cannes Film Festival. Cannes Killers of the flower moon screening NG, France - 20 May 2023

An unexpected window.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922274f-1684716779.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Reynaud Julien/APS-Medias/ABACA/Shutterstock (13922274f) Guest at the premiere of the movie Killers Of The Flower Moon during the 76th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France on May 20, 2023\. 76th Cannes Film Festival Killers Of The Flower Moon Premiere, France - 20 May 2023

Cannot confirm, but it sure LOOKS like her hood, tucked under her neck band, is being used as her bra.

## Ramona Filip

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13921569hy-1684716798.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13921569hy) Ramona Filip 'Killers of the Flower Moon' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2023

This sits too low, right? Also, formal shorts really have a way of sneaking up on you.

## Storm Reid in Prada

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13920067m-1684716808.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13920067m) Storm Reid The Chopard Trophy dinner, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2023

This is SO cheerful and lovely; thank you, Storm.

## Nojoud Alrumaihi in Azzi & Osta

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922752ib-1684716896.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13922752ib) Nojoud Alrumaihi 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

"What if we made a bustle... ON HER CROTCH."

## Hofit Golan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922752f-1684716906.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13922752f) Hofit Golan 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

You have to be VERY confident you have a large THWAP radius to throw those sleeves so wide.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13922752ge-1684716888.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13922752ge) Hofit Golan 'Firebrand' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2023

I guess that's why you shop up early. Noted!

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