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Isabeli Fontana, jewelry detail
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
HELLO LOVELY. It's just so nifty. I assume that's malachite, which is one of my absolute favorite and isn't something you see often on a red carpet. I suppose you probably want to see the full outfit...
Isabeli Fontana in Rami Kadi
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Isabeli Fontana
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
OR DO YOU. (I love the skirt, at least?)
Rose Bertram
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Rose Bertram poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Aline' at the 74th international film festival, Cannes, southern France
2021 Aline Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 13 Jul 2021
This is a very dramatic choker (and smoky eye). Her hair sure looks crispy.
Rose Bertram
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Rose Bertram
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
They come with matching cuffs. She is holding herself as if they're on her under duress. This whole thing comes off like she's feeling partially mummified.
Noel Capri Berry
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Noel Capri Berry
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
I love her lipstick -- what a pretty, subtle shade. Nothing else to see here, right? Just some AMAZING EARRINGS, no big deal.
Noel Capri Berry in Ashi Studio
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Noel Capri Berry poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Aline' at the 74th international film festival, Cannes, southern France
2021 Aline Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 13 Jul 2021
I like the bright yellow color here, but something funky is happening on the bodice. And also in fact I wish something funkier in a different way could have happened there. It's a little blah and also bunching weirdly.
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Noel Capri Berry
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
Wearing Ashi Studio
The skirt is perfect for a stairs moment, though. Too bad she couldn't just have been deposited there from the sky.
Isabelle Huppert in Louis Vuitton
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Isabelle Huppert
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
She often wears Armani. LV is weaseling its way in here. Come get your girl, Giorgio! This is fab on her.
Jessica Wang in Tony Ward
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Jessica Wang poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Aline' at the 74th international film festival, Cannes, southern France
2021 Aline Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 13 Jul 2021
Well, shoot. She needs to hoik that but she really can't.
Nieves Alvarez in Elie Saab
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Nieves Alvarez
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
Sure! Maybe that inflates into a neck pillow.
Coco Rocha in Dior
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Coco Rocha
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
And then Coco came along looking like a Star Wars character, in a Dior dress I rather like (though the netting doesn't seem entirely needed). Now, far be it from me to tell Coco Rocha what to do, but it feels like... this did not need The Most in order to be striking, and yet Coco delivered The Absolute Most of the Most. Super heavy eye makeup! Crafty hair! And POSES!
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Coco Rocha
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
Pause to note she looks like Debi Mazar here. Anyway, she obviously decided her right arm was... I don't even know. Is she awaiting a low five? Is she, in her head, imagining carrying a serving platter of cocktails?
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Coco Rocha attends the "Aline, The Voice Of Love" screening during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 13, 2021 in Cannes, France.
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
Does she have a headache? Does her back hurt? If not, it will soon.
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Coco Rocha
'Aline' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021
Anyway. It's entertaining enough, but there didn't seem to be any photos of her working the dress -- this feels like it veers into working herself instead, and this is a case where I think it's kind of detracting or distracting from the gown at hand, rather than boosting it?
