Viola Davis in custom McQueen

Both of Viola's outfits are custom McQueen, and they look great on her, the colors are perfect, the tailoring is right. But...

... does it not start to feel a TINY bit lazy that they did two nearly identical approaches, just in different colors? Yeah, there are a few differences -- the pants style, the blazer buttons -- but it's still basically one theme. Maybe it wouldn't have occurred to me if the shoes weren't also identical. I like this one better.

Eileen Gu in Louis Vuitton

This looks like something she knit her first time out. Also, LV has started to push giant boots on everyone, and I JUST NOW noticed that these have the peepiest of peeptoes on them, and... I sincerely do not know who over there is eating paint.

Stacy Martin

Great dress here, but again, WOE IS FEET.

Lea Seydoux

This is the third time LV has dished out this suit, and no one has done it better than the first (Emma Stone).

Dede Smith

I want her to march right over to Tom Cruise and rip off her shades and say, "I'M THE TOP GUN NOW." It's terrible writing and it would make no sense, but I think we've established that's my M.O.

Khadja Nin

As she did when she was a Cannes juror, Khadja looks magnificent.

Khadja Nin

I MEAN. I love this so much. The fabric is stunning.

Coco Rocha

This is exactly how I imagine Cannes looking all the time: models breezing around in wide-legged pants and light jackets.

Bella Hadid in vintage Versace

I assume Law Roach also procured this one, but he hasn't (as of this writing) posted its provenance yet so I don't know how old it is. It looks so familiar to me. Obviously it fits beautifully and I more or less like it from the front...

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... but the back reminds me of a butt mold. (A butt mold, not "butt mold" as a concept. You feel me.)

Diane Kruger

Well, I guess she had to change out of her big red dress, and this works well enough. The trend right now is the convertible dresses, so maybe OdlR should have made the red skirt layered so she could just peel half of it off.

Cara Delevingne in Balmain

Meh. It's quite frayed.

Vincent Cassel and Tina Kunakey

Their age difference is 30 years, and I am not commenting on the fact of that so much; rather, in this particular photo, she looks SO young that it sincerely has the vibe of Dad taking his mildly embarrassed 16-year old daughter to a work party and she wishes she could break off and go talk to the bartender.

Naomie Harris

This is so beautiful and simple.

Paul Mescal

This gentleman appears to bring trouble to your saloon, madam. Watch the moonshine and check his sleeves for aces.

Eva Longoria

That dress is like an escape-room puzzle. Get it open in 45 minutes and you're FREE.

Eva Longoria

This doesn't look fun to wear OR to put on.

Kat Graham

This... does not seem to fit.

Talila Storm

Gotta get on that pink train.

Riley Keough in DIor

Apparently, that is a coat or wrap she's carrying to conceal the fact that the rest of her dress is as blah as the bodice.

Riley Keough in Dior

That one is cute, though.

Riley Keough

I wonder if that is also Dior. The formal Bermuda shorts are a pass for me, but her hair has looked so cute.

Adriana Lima in Roberto Cavalli

... Yep, this being Cavalli makes sense to me.

Naomi Campbell in Valentino

Proof that some things, even Naomi Campbell cannot pull off without looking goofy.

Moira Rose will be calling her to see if she wants a role in The Crows Have Eyes X.

Naomi in Valentino

This is better, but her updo looks a bit like it's falling out. This might be too much with the long sleeves, honestly.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Elie Saab

Rarely is Elie Saab the chiller version of anything, but it does indeed feel like the chiller version of Naomi's dress.

Claire Holt

I love that the caption is "seen leaving the hotel" when she is clearly just wandering around the dock being photographed, wearing an homage to cruise ship portholes.

Melanie Laurent

That's hella disco, and I love it.

Melanie Laurent

This falls off with the shoes -- the t-shirt/suit combo feels like it needs something to give it just that extra inch of edge, which the fusty pump style does not.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Not sure about the leather shower shoes, but okay.

Lea Seydoux

I just felt like her ribbed stripes were very Fug Nation.

Lea Seydoux in LV

I saw that tie and just went straight to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman buying Larry Miller's tie right off his neck.

Sara Sampaio

I mean, it's Cannes, so there IS a sheer quota to fill.

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