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# Cannes Wednesday Gowns
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-wednesday-gowns/
- Published: 2026-05-14T17:45:17.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-14T03:27:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

## Demi Moore in Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276055469-1778703151.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Demi Moore attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

The wet stringy hair is NOT what I had in mind when I suggested a change-up. It looks TERRIBLE. Maybe she'll argue it's a concession to (or victim of?) the Cannes wind, but... no.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276036393-1778703353.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jury Member Demi Moore attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images)

Also, her dress is of course sheer from other angles, and VERY high up, too. Just yesterday I said Demi doesn't really surprise me right now, and this did.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276037134-1778703289.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Demi Moore attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

The gown looks like it's made of cellophane.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2026/05/gettyimages-2276046343-1778703191.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Demi Moore attends the La Vie D'Une Femme screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

Even in the stairs photo, usually my favorite, my eye is going straight to the zipper for some reason. This isn't Gucci's best.

## Ruth Negga in Saint Laurent

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276039341-1778703271.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Jury Member Ruth Negga attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Yikes, what IS this? I think it's black over navy, which is rarely a win. And then her midriff has a mustache. It's like her waist is paying tribute to the men of *Rivals*.

## Aja Naomi King

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276033491-1778703393.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Aja Naomi King attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This is mostly pretty, but it doesn't render well enough in photographs for me to understand WHY exactly it looks like she's wearing a pink string bikini top under it.

## Gillian Anderson in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276036933-1778703373.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Gillian Anderson attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I can't get jazzed about this. Imagine it in navy. And then maybe take off the little bow that's inexplicably hanging out under the neck vee.

## Hannah Einbinder in Celine

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276037059-1778703326.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Hannah Einbinder attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Her red hair helps with the white, but I just don't ever totally understand the attraction. And this has an ivory skirt with it, which ALSO doesn't work; even if that's secretly a VERY pale yellow, the two do not play nicely together. And it's such a NOTHING outfit. You're at Cannes! HAVE FUN.

## Gong Li

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276044530-1778703251.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Gong Li attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Put some boots on her and she's be a glamorous marauder.

## Flora Coquerel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276050727-1778703126.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Flora Coquerel attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

This side-pony skirt is at least LIVELY. That bodice sits really well on her, too.

## Charles and Alexandra Leclerc

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276050700-1778703171.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Leclerc attend the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

Are we going to get a different F1 driver each day?

## Theodora

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276046087-1778703209.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Theodora attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

WHAT in the drunken hen night catastrophe is this.

## Alia Bhatt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276042042-1778703230.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Alia Bhatt attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)

I just want to clear out the itchy, unnecessary lace.

## Skye Hankey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276031169-1778703464.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Skye Hankey attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

And this is a heinous mess that looks like toilet-paper art. It's also sitting way too low on her, and the plastic shoes? Pass. Law Roach is apparently styling her, and he should NOT put this one on his resume.

## Rida Tharana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276031175-1778703413.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Rida Tharana attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I don't understand the skirt at all, but I WANT to. It's fascinating. I wish it didn't turn into a bunch of white rags.

## Elena Lenina

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/05/GettyImages-2276030509-1778703443.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 13: Elena Lenina attends the "La Vie D'Une Femme" screening during the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 13, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

I have lost track of whether this is a repeat from her -- she shows up every year with insane hair architecture -- but I am glad to see that the economy has not cut into her nonsense budget.

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