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# Cannes Weekend 2019: The Rest
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-weekend-2019-the-rest/
- Published: 2019-05-20T14:45:05.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-19T21:49:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

## Helen Mirren in Elie Saab

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240338br-1558291165.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10240338br) Helen Mirren 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

Dame Helen and her pink hair are, to me, perfect.

## Andie MacDowell in Toni Maticevski

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240338by-1558291174.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10240338by) Andie MacDowell 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

Conceptually, I really support this, but does it feel like it was made for someone like...one inch taller

## Bella Hadid in Cavalli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239737bz-1558290766.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239737bz) Bella Hadid 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

The lighting is weird in this photo -- I promise you that Bella is not actually this green. As you'll see when we look at the back of her dress in one seconf.

## Bella Hadid in Cavalli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239908cz-1558291105.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10239908cz) Bella Hadid poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere for the film 'Pain and Glory' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

This is actually pretty great.

## Liya Kebede in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239737cz-1558290780.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239737cz) Liya Kebede 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

This is appealingly whimsical -- and it's fun to see a New Use of Tulle rather than just MASSIVE TULLE LAYERS LAYERS OF TULLE ALL THE TULLE ALL THE TIME.

## Julianne Moore in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239690g-1558290753.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239690g) Julianne Moore 'The Staggering Girl' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019 Wearing Valentino Same Outfit as Gilda Ambrosio

Oh Julianne.

## Julianne Moore

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239838aa-1558290942.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10239838aa) Julianne Moore Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

I *am* into the idea of Julianne Moore as the disembodied head of a vaguely irritated witch, though.

## Cindy Bruna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765am-1558290829.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765am) Cindy Bruna Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

We saw this cut of skirt last week on Rita Ora and let me tell you -- it is DANGEROUS. It looks fine from the front...

## Cindy Bruna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765al-1558290813.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765al) Cindy Bruna Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

...it gets risky from the side...

## Cindy Bruna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765ae-1558290796.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765ae) Cindy Bruna Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

...and it turns into a swimsuit from the side!

## Sara Sampaio

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765an-1558290845.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765an) Sara Sampaio Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

This is pretty crisp on her. 

## Isabeli Fontana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765j-1558290889.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765j) Isabeli Fontana Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

As is this! 

## Araya A. Hargate in Giambattista Valli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239789bl-1558290910.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (10239789bl) Araya A. Hargate Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

This color is great, and this bodice is drifting like parts of a shipwreck in an angry sea.

## Petra Nemcova in Ronald Van Der Kemp

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239789dx-1558290917.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (10239789dx) Petra Nemcova Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019 Wearing Ronald Van Der Kemp

In which Petra gives us her best impression of the wholesome ingenue in an 80s nighttime drama. (That necklace, in the show, is cursed, of course.)

## Shailene Woodley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765bg-1558290854.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765bg) Shailene Woodley Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

This feels weirdly Geriatric Jazz Hands on Shailene -- she never seems to me like someone who'd go for sequins AND feathers.

## Amber Heard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239737ae-1558291076.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239737ae) Amber Heard 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

Lately, Amber's been dressing like she's in a Star Wars movie that focused on a gala event and....okay, yeah, I'd be into that. Carry on.

## Chun Li

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240424f-1558291203.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10240424f) Actress Chun Li poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'The Wild Goose Lake' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 The Wild Goose Lake Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 18 May 2019

She is ALSO in that movie!

## Monica Bellucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765f-1558290880.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765f) Monica Bellucci Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

I'm just assuming the rest of her shoes accidentally toppled off the balcony and into the sea!

## Rita Ora

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239765p-1558290898.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10239765p) Rita Ora Charles Finch Filmmakers Dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc, France - 17 May 2019 Finch and Partners holds its tenth annual filmmaker dinner and launch of photographic exhibition

Are we entering a period celebrating The (Sartorial) Widow Rita Ora? Because that might be fun.

## Madison Beer

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239789jc-1558290935.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (10239789jc) Madison Beer Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

I feel safe in saying that when your butt cheek is near to popping out of your mini-dress during an otherwise inocuous hip pop....your dress might be *too* mini.

## Maria Borges

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239838al-1558290953.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10239838al) Maria Borges Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

Maria is so pretty, and looks so (prettily) annoyed by the fact that her dress includes a Fancy Panty.

## Dita Von Teese

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239838bb-1558290965.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10239838bb) Dita Von Teese Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

Do you think Rita ever just wants to show up at one of these things with her hair in a ponytail, wearing a bandage dress?

## Priyanka Chopra (in Fendi) and Nick Jonas

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239838ci-1558290974.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10239838ci) Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

I hope Fendi sends Priyanka MULTIPLE handbags to make up for this dress. It is HORRENDOUS. I've decided they're both closing their eyes in what they're pretending is newlywed bliss but which is actually just personal self-preservation.

## Sui He

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239838r-1558290982.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10239838r) Sui He Chopard party, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

Sure! This is very pretty.

## Izabel Goulart

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240105ab-1558290991.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JEROME ROUX/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10240105ab) Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart attends the Chopard Love Party during the 72nd annual Cannes Film Festival in Le Cannet, France, 17 May 2019\. The film festival runs from 14 to 25 May 2019\. Chopard Love Party Photocall - Cannes Film Festival, Le Cannet, France - 17 May 2019

Sure! This is very predictable. I also predict we'll see it on Kate Beckinsale eventually.

## Anja Rubik

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239908bi-1558291095.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10239908bi) Anja Rubik poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere for the film 'Pain and Glory' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

"All hail my boob tape."

## 'Iskra Lawrence

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240337bu-1558291141.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10240337bu) Iskra Lawrence 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

I'm never going to be in favor of these Loincloth Skirts, but mostly I'm just sad that the tiny blue umbrella behind her isn't actually coming out of her shoulder.

## Victoria Bonya

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10239832o-1558291087.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JULIEN WARNAND/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10239832o) Victoria Bonya arrives for the screening of 'Dolor y Gloria' (Pain and Glory) during the 72nd annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 17 May 2019\. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 14 to 25 May. 'Pain and Glory' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2019

Somewhere in Malibu, Cher is SO jealous.

## Martha Hunt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240337f-1558291148.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10240337f) Martha Hunt 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

It must be a relief at Cannes, sometimes, to leave the giant train back at the hotel and just let your legs out.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10241045dl-1558300658.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10241045dl) Lady Victoria Hervey 'A Hidden Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2019

Honestly, yikes. Shout-out to the curly-haired blonde with the red lip behind her, though, as she ALSO seems to be wondering what, exactly, is happening here.

## Sui He in Ralph & Russo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240337ft-1558291156.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10240337ft) Sui He 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

I spent a lot of time parsing this lining, and came away wanting more of it.

## Camila Morrone in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240338u-1558291182.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10240338u) Camila Morrone 'The Best Years of a Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

This is very pretty -- and somehow manages to also look relaxed.

## Kwai Lun-Mei in Chanel and Regina Wan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240386ap-1558291191.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SEBASTIEN NOGIER/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (10240386ap) Kwai Lun-Mei (L) and Chinese actress Regina Wan leave the screening of â??Nan Fang Che Zhan De Ju Hui' (The Wild Goose Lake) during the 72nd annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 18 May 2019\. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 14 to 25 May. 'The Wild Goose Lake' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

Both of these women look like chic aliens from a planet that throws WAY better parties than ours does.

## Elsa Hosk in Etro

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10241044r-1558291233.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241044r) Elsa Hosk 'A Hidden Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2019

This is fairly dreamy.

## Toni Garrn in Ulyana Sergeenko

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10241046cp-1558291243.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10241046cp) Toni Garrn 'A Hidden Life' premiere, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2019

...where is Toni's other leg in this photo??????????

## Leyna Bloom

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10241027b-1558291222.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James McCauley/REX/Shutterstock (10241027b) Leyna Bloom 'Port Authority' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2019

This photo is VERY CUTE. WHY NOT.

## Miles Teller

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240198ah-1558291114.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10240198ah) Miles Teller 'Too Old to Die Young' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

I hear Miles Teller is extraordinary in *Kramer: The Senior Years.*

## Penelope Cruz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240202di-1558291122.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10240202di) Penelope Cruz 'Pain and Glory' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

This is so reasonable and pleasant.

## Antonio Banderas, Penelope Cruz, Pedro Almodovar.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240249ax-1558291130.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10240249ax) Antonio Banderas, Penelope Cruz, Pedro Almodovar. Actors Antonio Banderas, from left, Penelope Cruz, and director Pedro Almodovar pose for photographers at the photo call for the film 'Pain and Glory' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 'Pain and Glory' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

This, obviously, is the promo shoot for their sitcom, in which they all fall on hard times and have to open a B&B together.

## Antonio Banderas

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/shutterstock_10240456ad-1558291211.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Benainous+Catarina+Perusseau/REX/Shutterstock (10240456ad) Antonio Banderas 'Pain and Glory' photocall, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2019

Antonio, I noticed that you were wearing the Fug Nation uniform before you even got on the table!

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