Colman Domingo in Valentino

This man is magnificent. I would watch this magic show.

Julianne Moore in Bottega Veneta

Well this is a bummer. Especially compared to the great red Givenchy she wore six years ago at Cannes.The bodice is particularly uninspired on her.

Isabelle Huppert in Gucci

This is GREAT and I think, with the matching stretchy gloves, you can see the Demna influence too. From his better Balenciagas.

Simone Ashley in McQueen 2005

She looks really beautiful in this, and also, I kind of miss the cardigan and the extra waist embellishment; they gave it all a bit more shape and personality.

Samira Wiley

I love her and I've missed her! And I wish this were a full vest.

Abbi Jacobson

Let's start with swapping the Queen Elizabeth shoes and see if we can slowly improve this.

Olga Kurylenko

This is lovely.

Liu Wen in Chanel

Whereas this is a tad overdone. The bit in the middle is my favorite.

Julia Matejczuk

I don't know who this is but her dress reminds me of a hybrid of things Demi Moore has worn.

Adele Exarchopoulos in custom Saint Laurent

This is clearly related to what Zoe Kravitz wore to the Met Gala. I still don't really like it, but at least it's in a color. Bonus: You could freely spill red wine on it and no one would notice.

And there's a little duck bill in the back.

Barbara Palvin in Ella Mae

That's VERY Guinevere. Is it Lancelot's baby?!?

Taylor Russell in Dior, and Hoyeon Jung

Gorgeous! And nice to see people having fun.

Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender

These two don't usually do press together, nor are they typically super shmoopy on the red carpet, so this checked TWO unusual boxes.

Riley Keough

This is the opening look from the recent couture collection and it's HIDEOUS. There's plenty of stuff to choose from in there, and yet she and K Stew -- some of its biggest faces -- have worn the WORST of it.

Isabelle Huppert

I kind of want those pants for ME. (They would not, alas, look this groovy on me.)

Li Bingbing

But what happens if you fuse the amulet split apart by her bodice? Will it awaken an ancient evil, or be the antidote to one?

Miles Teller and Keleigh Teller (in Yara Shoemaker)

Most of the work on her dress is very pretty. I wish there were more of it.

Bella Hadid in custom Prada

Womp womp. How clunky.

Lars Eidinger

This man is wearing a detachable ruff. Make your own with shoelaces and a coffee filter.

Seth Rogen

Perfectly cromulent.

Paz Vega in Palomo Spain

I cannot take anyone seriously in those glasses.

Barbara Palvin

She is just SO PRETTY. And this is straightforward and good.

Carla Bruni in Roberto Cavalli

This is also pleasantly zingy.

Christina Milian

I love it. I didn't realize she also lives in France now with her partner and their kids. Maybe that partly explains why she's in Cannes?

Halsey

Those SHOULDERS. She would've made a great descendent for Alexis Carrington Colby.

Adriana Lima in Nicholas Oakwell Couture

Hoik it, pals! You don't have to give the giant emerald THAT wide a berth.

Isabelle Huppert

Giant emeralds are clearly a trend. Line forms to the left.

Jeremy Pope

"PRITHEE, MADAME, dost thou have any Grey Poupon?"

Lea Seydoux in custom Louis Vuitton

Lea doesn't have any, but she COULD whip you up a magic potion real quick.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

She is terribly cool.

Vicky Luengo

I call it The March of the Hairy Cockroaches.

Marion Cotillard in Chanel

Gah. She looks like a poorly made tote bag.

Andie MacDowell

She is stunning and did not need that weird chest harness.

Cara Delevingne in Tom Ford

I love this.

Riley Keough in Alaia

Why is there a waist-cincher on a dropped-waist dress? I mean, other than how badly it needed the visual interest. Riley has ALL the genetic advantages and none of the good styling.

Marion Cotillard

Sure? It's fine. It's a photocall.

Mario Van Peebles

What a cool gent.

Javier Bardem

TIMES TWO.

Cara Delevingne in Tom Ford

Not only is this great on her, but her tousled hair is amazing. She should wear it like that every day.

Nicky Hilton

Using her money wisely, at least.

Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu

Oh sweet baby Jesus, Lord, not Ekin-Su! Except actually this is neat.

Odessa A'zion

Maybe for a photocall, but this seems underdone for the red carpet at Cannes.

Marina Fois in custom Louis Vuitton

This is like the VERY toned-down version of the satellite dish Emma Stone wore last year.

Priyanka Chigurupati

I keep thinking that woman's arm is hanging out of THIS dress, which is a CRAZY illusion.

Javier Bardem

This is a solid casual look. I like that jacket.

Sandra Huller in Chanel

I enjoy how loud this is.

Men Seyha

Tremendous. And eat your heart out. Heart Of The Ocean.

Miles Teller, Adam Driver

These two look like smiling is sort of hard, and they're pushing through it.

Elena Lenina

It's so... intestinal.

Elena Lenina

It's so... potentially fatal?

Your Cannes Weekend Glamour Megapost

It's more of a megamegamegapost.