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# Cannes Well Played (Mostly): Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-well-played-mostly-jessica-chastain-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-22T19:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, Well Played, Cannes, Cannes 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-well-played-mostly-jessica-chastain/)

It was this time a year ago that we did a slideshow that was basically like, "I don't know what a 'Jessica Chastain' is, [but she is the meat in a Pitt-Penn sandwich](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-05-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)." I am trying to think of the last time someone has gone from an afterthought in a Met Ball slideshow to one of the most watched and couture-clad actresses in town, to the point where we've featured her so much that I am not sure what words to write down and in what order. Basically, I'm just treading water until I can make a hacky "Chastaintity belt" joke; luckily for all of us, that day is not today.

\[Photos: Getty, WENN, FameFlynet, Splash\]