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Naomi Watts in Peter Pilotto

naomi watts the sea of trees photocall

Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: I'm On A Boat, Y'all, Edition.

Naomi Watts in Peter Pilotto

naomi watts photocell the sea of trees

I think this is great -- sometimes Pilotto dresses overdo the discordant patterns and colors, but I actually think these play very niftily together. And at least the snoozeballs single-strap shoes are in a color.

Naomi Watts, Matthew McConaughey

naomi watts matthew mcconaughey the sea of trees photocall

He actually looks cool in this, but also like he might have just sold her a Maserati she doesn't need which is also a lemon.

Matthew McConaughey, Naomi Watts (in Armani Prive)

Naomi Watts, Matthew McConaughey

This is cool and romantic. I love the gentle tiers and asymmetry at the bottom -- it's just very interesting to me. And McConaughey just took a shower after burying a body in the woods.

Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts the sea of trees premiere

Of course, I like it less now that I know it doesn't go all the way around. That actually might harsh my buzz more than I anticipated.

Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts, Matthew McConaughey

That is one hopeful strap right there.

Naomi Watts

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Boring, and kind of windblown, but the point is to show off the necklace, which she DOES.

Naomi Watts

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This is a new version of the necklace she's worn before and actually may own, although maybe Bulgari just gave it to her. They got the most out of THAT placement, if so. I like this version, too. Just in case Bulgari wants zero publicity from a blogger who rarely leaves the house except to do the school run.

Cannes Mostly Well Played: Naomi Watts (and Matthewly Played, McConaughey)
It will not surprise you that Naomi Watts looks polished, and McConaughey looks like a charismatic cult leader. [Photos; Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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