This is a contender for the second half of that "My Plans"/"2020" meme about how much this shitshow of a year has jacked up everything. Emma showed very good grace and humor at this photocall...
with Parker Posey
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'Irrational Man' Photocall at the Palais Des Festivals During the 68th Cannes Film Festival Parker Posey and Emma Stone Battle the Wind in Their Outfits
'Irrational Man' Photocall - 15 May 2015
... as did Parker Posey, both of whom were doing some MAJOR wrangling pretty much the entire time they were out there.
2014, in Elie Saab
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Jessica Chastain attends the "Foxcatcher" premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I have always remembered this dress, and wondered if it would be even half as memorable if the wind hadn't kicked up a fuss.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Jessica Chastain attends the "Foxcatcher" premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Horcajuelo Guillaume - Pool/Getty Images)
She may wish it hadn't been quite THIS memorable.
2013: Kim Novak
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'Hommage to Kim Novak' Photocall at the Palais Des Festivals During the 66th Cannes Film Festival Kim Novak
Kim Novak - 25 May 2013
The wind also interfered with a photocall celebrating Kim Novak.
Cheryl Cole
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Cheryl Cole
'Foxcatcher' film premiere, 67th Cannes Film Festival, France - 19 May 2014
WEARING MONIQUE LHUILLIER SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL 3553705j
At least we're all getting a good peek at her strappy shoes? And her quads. She's worked hard to earn both, after all.
Solange in Stephane Rolland
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Solange Knowles
'The Great Gatsby' film premiere, 66th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2013
WEARING STEPHANIE ROLLAND SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL 1790385b
"Dear British Royal Family: I too can levitate things."
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Solange Knowles
'The Great Gatsby' film premiere, 66th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2013
WEARING STEPHANIE ROLLAND SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL 1790385b
"It's STOPPING the levitation where it goes wrong."
Mia Wasikowska and Julianne Moore
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'Maps to the Stars' Photocall at the Palais Des Festivals During the 67th Cannes Film Festival Mia Wasikowska and Julianne Moore
'Maps to the Stars' - 19 May 2014
I hope, for Mia's sake, that Julianne used her Herbal Essences on this day.
Sarah Gadon
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Actress Sarah Gadon reacts as her skirt is blown by the wind as she poses for photographers during a photo call for Maps to the Stars at the 67th international film festival, Cannes, southern France
Maps to the Stars Photo Call, Cannes, France - 19 May 2014
I'm not sure she wanted QUIIIIITE such a Marilyn moment.
Juliette Binoche and Chloe Grace Moretz
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Juliette Binoche and Chloe Grace Moretz
'Clouds of Sils Maria' film photocall, 67th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2014
Okay, I'm cheating with this one, they are making their own wind. But don't we all need to cling to the memory of people JUMPING FOR ACTUAL JOY? I know I do.
