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# Cannes Wrap
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-wrap/
- Published: 2021-07-19T17:45:18.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-19T03:40:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

## SWINTON in Loewe

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217053bb-1626642878.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12217053bb) Tilda Swinton 'Memoria' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

We begin, as many things do, with SWINTON. It is important to note that this is custom, which means... "swimming in fabric" is basically exactly what all parties wanted it to look like. SWINTON wanted to be SWIMTON. I'd love to see the top tucked into something. The bottom half of this looks like she's the mayor of the Emerald City in a community production and they're just working with whatever people donated.

## SWINTON in Schiaparelli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545fw-1626642806.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545fw) Tilda Swinton 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Her presence is undeniable, though. I've struggled with some of her doubling down on the wisdom of taking that role in Doctor Strange, but she's got this undeniable SOMETHING that keeps you looking, although it also might be because it took me a second to realize that's a bird on her shirt.

## Rosamund Pike in Dior

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545hd-1626642767.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545hd) Rosamund Pike 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

This dress is an ode to being flayed.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219544cl-1626642814.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12219544cl) Rosamund Pike 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Complete with the kind of sideboob that's clearly deliberate but poorly executed enough that it might as well have been an accident.

## Sharon Stone in D&G

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545hb-1626642775.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545hb) Sharon Stone 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

This is a D&G that could as easily have been a Versace. I wish it had been a Versace.

## Kat Graham in Gaultier

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545ca-1626642830.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545ca) Kat Graham 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

This is what you get when you're feeling very Fraulein Maria but you like your curtains too much, so you turn to your canopy bed.

## Kat Graham in Nicolas Jebran

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217124p-1626642955.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12217124p) Kat Graham 'The Restless' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

If you told me that center ornament is the carrier of an otherworldly spirit, and that it glows in the presence of high fructose corn syrup, I'd buy it.

## Jean Dujardin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219539ap-1626642758.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219539ap) Jean Dujardin 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Jean here is leaning with the confidence of a man who will willingly lean his face upon the ground and put some weight on it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219539ag-1626642749.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219539ag) Jean Dujardin dancing 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

And you thought I was just being random.

## Bill Murray

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217084p-1626642893.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12217084p) Bill Murray 'New Worlds: The Cradle of Civilization' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

"I TOO CAN DO THINGS."

## Fatou N'Diaye

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219539ax-1626642740.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219539ax) Fatou N'Diaye 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

"I don't need to do ANYTHING other than just stand here and be cool."

## Fatou N'Diaye and Jean Dujardin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219544el-1626642783.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12219544el) Fatou N'Diaye and Jean Dujardin 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Her waistline here has dropped like my spirits.

## Liya Kebede in McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219541aw-1626642839.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12219541aw) Liya Kebede 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

It may LOOK like she has a bunch of TP stuck to her clothes... and she does, but only because she learned after one terrible evening at a bar to ALWAYS have extra with her.

## Yseult in Vivienne Westwood

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12218737l-1626642948.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/Shutterstock (12218737l) Yseult 'The Restless' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

Speaking of Charmin: This is Mary Poppins reimagined as a bride from one of those shower games where people wrap you in TP to make a dress.

## Mia Maestro

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219541fj-1626642790.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12219541fj) Mia Maestro 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Gorgeous.

## Nathalie Pechalat

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219544dq-1626642798.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12219544dq) Nathalie Pechalat 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

It's true that we don't see enough high-fashion camo.

## Melanie Thierry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219544bf-1626642822.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12219544bf) Melanie Thierry 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Sharon Stone would appreciate this. I wish the skirt were a rich color, but honestly, she still looks very cool. AND IT'S OPAQUE.

## Adele Exarchopoulos in Jacquemus

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545am-1626642848.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545am) Adele Exarchopoulos 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Well, it could be (and has been) worse, but meh.

## Roxane Mesquida

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219545ai-1626642855.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12219545ai) Roxane Mesquida 'OSS 117: From Africa with Love' premiere and Closing Ceremony, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

Sometimes, clowns want to be off-duty. It never totally works.

## Caleb Landry Jones

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12219559e-1626642863.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (12219559e) Caleb Landry Jones 'Nitram' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 Jul 2021

It took me a minute to realize I know him from the new Twin Peaks. He looks very different -- and in this photo, kind of like if Willem Dafoe had been reincarnated as a hockey player.

## Regina King in Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217503g-1626642870.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12217503g) Regina King Kering Women in Motion Talk with Regina King, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

This is too kitschy for me.

## Honor Swinton Byrne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12214811t-1626642885.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12214811t) Honor Swinton Byrne 'Memoria' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 Jul 2021 Wearing Gucci

That's a great color.

## Suzanna Son

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12214964a-1626642901.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (12214964a) Suzanna Son 'Red Rocket' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 Jul 2021 Wearing Thom Browne

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS, IS THAT YOU.

## Cindy Bruna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1329204950-1626642930.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 17: Cindy Bruna is seen during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival at on July 17, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images)

Funky suit. The shoes and the bra shirt hurt my feelings, but honestly, if I had to keep one... I'd keep the bra shirt.

## Cindy Bruna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217124u-1626642939.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12217124u) Cindy Bruna 'The Restless' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 Jul 2021

NOPE. Burberry did not need to have an '80s businessperson moment.

## Leonie Hanne in Georges Hobeika

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1329339528-1626642910.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 17: Leonie Hanne attends the final screening of "OSS 117: From Africa With Love" and closing ceremony during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 17, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/FilmMagic)

This is exactly what I want out of Cannes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1329253747-1626642919.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 17: Leonie Hanne attends the final screening of "OSS 117: From Africa With Love" and closing ceremony during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 17, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kate Green/Getty Images)

And oh, sigh, how I missed the aerial views.

[And That's a Wrap on CannesStarring SWINTON, some glitter, and an umbrella.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12217053bb-1626642878.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/and-thats-a-wrap-on-cannes-07-2021/)