Canneseries 2023

Rachel Weisz

That's a gorgeous starry night of a gown -- how dreamy.

Britne Oldford

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Niviere David/ABACAPRESS.COM/Shutterstock (13872000du) Britne Olford poses on the pink carpet during the 6th Canneseries International Festival on April 15, 2023 in Cannes, France. . 6th Canneseries International Festival - Cannes, France - 15 Apr 2023

Britne is Rachel's co-star in Dead Ringers. This is ALSO lovely and dramatic, and a bit... almost sinister? The red detailing over her chest starts to look like veins.

Alice Birch, Rachel Weisz, Britne Oldford

Alice wrote the limited series, based on the movie. Everyone looks pretty good here. I've decided I want to wear a sweater with a year on it that is way earlier than my birth year, like 1967, so that people will be like, "WOW YOUR SKIN."

Simona Tabasco

The shoe platforms look almost like stilts under there. I love the suit, though. It's so elegant.

John Reardon and Diesel vom Birgimwald

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SYSPEO/SIPA/Shutterstock (13873146ac) John Reardon and German Shepherd Dog Diesel vom Burgimwald Pink Carpet, 6th Canneseries International Festival, Cannes, France - 16 Apr 2023

This Canadian show about a detective and his dog just got picked up for a sixth season. You MIGHT recall me writing about it during the pandemic, and how fixated Kevin got with the dog being a terrible actor. Sigh. I miss stumbling on a rerun at night and seeing the dog give all the wrong reaction shots. I don't know if this is the ACTUAL Diesel/Rex or simply a stunt one, but what's important is that Charlie Hudson has drippy facial hair now.

Jamie Bamber, Shy'm, Lucie Lucas

Jamie, of Battlestar Galactica, is still very cute. That seemed important to share. Everyone else looks... fine? I actually quite enjoy the tie-dye outfit, with the exception of the open front.