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# Can't Get You Out of my Fug: Kylie Minogue
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cant-get-you-out-of-my-fug-kylie-minogue-10-2014/
- Published: 2014-10-29T21:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-29T21:13:11.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

I love Kylie, but what is even happening here?

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ag050564_03.xml "Kylie Minogue attends the Maison Assouline store launch **USA ONLY**")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/cant-get-you-out-of-my-fug-kylie-minogue-10-2014/kylie-minogue-attends-the-maison-assouline-store-launch-usa-only?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You remember she played The Green Fairy in *Moulin Rouge*? (A movie I was just thinking about in the car yesterday, for literally no reason, other than that I decided that was Nicole Kidman at her most beautiful.) I feel like this outfit is SURELY intended for a relation thereof -- so fluffy, so pink, so floaty. Can't you envision a movie in which Kylie wears this...thing...and floats into a room on a cloud and sits at a burnished, shiny dressing table and powers her face, and then sings something weird and confusing? She looks like what would happen if Cotton Candy and Krystle Carrington had a baby, and while I cannot legitimately cosign this as a viable look, the truth is that I *would* subscribe to that newsletter.

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