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# Caprifug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/caprifug092910-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-29T12:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-29T12:34:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

You know, I often struggle with buying skirts, because I never know what tops to put with them. It is my Achilles heel -- along with my hair, knowing how to do makeup, finding a bra that isn't so thick that you can see its cup ridges through my t-shirt, and occasionally, my heel.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94882_104502769.jpg "Launch Of Activision's "Guitar Hero: Warriors Of Rock With Soundgarden"")

So bless you, Alessandra Torresani (a.k.a. The Starlet I Hope I Remember Exists When It Comes Time For Fug Madness Seedings), for teaching me that all I need to do is throw my skirt on over a Victoria's Secret body-shaper. Problem solved! And without all those annoying THINGS hanging from all those hooky doodads in my closet.