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# Captain America: The Fug Soldier
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/captain-america-the-fug-soldier-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-18T19:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-19T06:27:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I feel like this would work so much better if it didn't appear to be growing on her:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/450231007.xml "Evening Standard Theatre Awards - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=965691&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I just really want someone to answer a question for me, and that question is this: How long are we going to continue to be presented with formal gowns which appear to be designed to double as, like, really glamorous mold? I'd wrinkle my nose at this if I found it on my sourdough.

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