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PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 5: Cardi B is seen leaving her hotel on July 5, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

Cardi is clearly cool with Denma, as she went to his show -- not a star-studded affair from what I could see; it was her and Michelle Yeoh, who is also firmly on board the Denma Forgiveness Train. Cardi is obviously in a large, fluffy coat kind of place. This is what she wore on the way to Balenciaga...

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 05: (EDITORS NOTE: Image has been digitally enhanced.) Cardi B attends Balenciaga on July 05, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Lienard/Getty Images For Balenciaga)

... at which point she took off the coat, and there's this catsuit. I don't know why the Getty photographer went with artsy angles and filters here? I don't have a straightforward picture of her, so this will have to do.

Offset

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 05: Offset attends the Balenciaga Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 05, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)

When I first saw this photo, I thought he was carrying a funky little cane, but it's actually just a railing intruding on the shot. I'm disappointed?

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 05: (EDITORS NOTE: Image has been digitally enhanced.) Cardi B and Offset attend Balenciaga on July 05, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien Lienard/Getty Images For Balenciaga)

Well she definitely does not look disturbed, so there's that.

in Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Pascal Morcerf/Shutterstock (13998711n) Singer Cardi B is in Paris for PFW 23 Jean Paul Gaultier show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2024, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 05 Jul 2023

The way the necklace plays into the chain on the catsuit's print is very clever, and also unsettling.

in Balenciaga

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 5: Offset and Cardi B are seen leaving their hotel on July 5, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

Speaking of misleading photos: What LOOKS like a giant shoulder on Offset is, I think, actually someone's head behind him. Cardi's dress is very good, annoyingly so if you are side-eyeing Denma.

Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 4: Cardi B is seen leaving Hermes on July 4, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

I assume this is Valentino? If it's not, it's a CRAZY knockoff of their print. Interestingly, I can't see any confirmation that she attended the actual show; she just wandered out of her hotel, or whatever building this is, wearing head-to-toe Valentino -- presumably hoping people would THINK she went? Or maybe she tried to gatecrash, which would be funny. You WOULD assume Cardi B, in that outfit, had a spot in the front row.

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 4: Cardi B is seen on July 4, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

Apparently I accidentally downloaded two of these. So! Catsuits and big coats: That's the Cardi mandate for fall, I guess?

Cardi B Stands By Her Man at Couture Week
By which I mean, Offset AND Balenciaga's Denma.

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