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# Cardi B at Schiaparelli
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cardi-b-at-schiaparelli/
- Published: 2025-07-08T13:45:56.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-08T18:03:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

## Cardi B

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/07/gettyimages-2223933027-1751930205.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

She truly can carry a lot of insanity, but I draw the line at carrying birds. And it IS a real bird.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223932742-1751930237.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Karlie Kloss wore this down the runway, and [it honestly looked insane](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/schiaparelli-s-s-2024-haute-couture/schiaparelli-hc-po-s24-024-1706124643?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- between the waxy makeup and the way it moved, it was like Lurch meets Sweetums the Muppet. It looks... wild still, but at least a tad more CHARMING on Cardi?!?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223962604-1751930175.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Up close, it's like her head has its own restaurant booth.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223932950-1751930226.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

And from the back, Cousin Itt got a makeover. (Whoops — as the commenters pointed out, this is totally the side, not the back.)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223962621-1751930155.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This tattoo perhaps did not age well.

## Crowdi and Cardi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223962586-1751930166.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is a stunning portrait of mutual mistrust.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223933065-1751930196.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

And, as creatures do, Crowdi eventually got annoyed and started flapping around -- the AP described it as "lurching."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223933060-1751930215.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Here she is sincerely shushing the paparazzi to try and get them to stop spooking the bird. THEN DON'T WEAR A BIRD.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2223933061-1751930185.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 07: Cardi B attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2025/2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 07, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

"Do not fuck with me again."

[Cardi B Wore a Live Bird to SchiaparelliDo not try this at home.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/07/gettyimages-2223933027-1751930205.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cardi-b-wore-a-live-bird-to-schiaparelli-07-2025/)