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# Cardi B Shows Up At Court In High Style
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cardi-b-shows-up-at-court-in-high-style-04-2019/
- Published: 2019-04-22T15:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2019-04-22T04:12:19.000Z
- Description: She looked more like Kardashian B.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, Christian Siriano, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Cardi B is accused of throwing bottles and I *believe* a hookah at some strip-club bartenders whom she alleges hooked up with her husband (no word on whether she threw anything at *him* other than a short-lived divorce threat, but Cardi... as they say, the call may be coming from inside the house?). It is indisputable that this is not acceptable -- she's 26, not 6 -- but I have to give her props for swanning into that courtroom serving some dramatic Jenndashian realness. I genuinely looked twice to make sure it wasn't Kylie (the French fry nails gave it away first). This outfit says, "Hello, Your Honor. I'm taking this extremely seriously, but I also just came from an important meeting, and I have another important meeting after this, because I am a serious person who schedules a lot of important meetings and definitely does not use other women for hookah target practice. I also use my nails to get olives out of the bottom of the jar, but that's not relevant right now."

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