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# Cardi B Wore a Live Bird to Schiaparelli
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cardi-b-wore-a-live-bird-to-schiaparelli-07-2025/
- Published: 2025-07-08T14:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-08T01:47:06.000Z
- Description: Do not try this at home.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Schiaparelli, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cardi-b-at-schiaparelli/)

Cardi B brought a crow -- on a leash of some kind -- to Couture Week, in what is most likely some deranged cross-promotion for [her new album that bears the bird on its cover](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%5FI%5Fthe%5FDrama%3F?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). First, yikes. Second, ew. Third, she named it Crowdi B, which did make me laugh. But fourth, seems like a terrible idea. Live creatures are not props, this is not an emotional support avian, nobody wants poop all over their couture, and frankly, I don't think that bird was too psyched to be there. And you don't want to make an enemy of the crows, Cardi. As Moira Rose taught us, *they have eyes*.

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\[Photos: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images