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# Carly Fug Jepsen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/carly-fug-jepsen-2-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-16T21:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-17T02:09:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Carly Rae Jepsen had some trouble with the ceremonial first pitch the other night at a Rays game --[ indeed, it wasn't so much a "pitch" as a "dribble."](https://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207%5F162-57593764/carly-rae-jepsen-throws-worst-ever-first-pitch-at-rays-game/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) But I would contend that her problems began earlier than that, in her dressing room:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173448520.xml "Carly Rae Jepsen")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=855311&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Her upper half knows it's at the ball park, but her lower half thinks the Tampa Bay Rays is the name of a fake team in a musical called *Full Count*, which combines all the sass of *A League Of Their Own* with all the poverty of *Annie* and, naturally, all the jazz-flecked murder of *Chicago.* Perhaps I should just be grateful they didn't rename the team the Tampa Bay Raes for the day, and call it quits here and have some ice cream. Yes. Done.

\[Photo: Getty\]