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# Carrie Fugderwood
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/carrie_fugderwood080210-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-02T14:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-02T11:26:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I am in the awkward position of needing to write two letters at once, which contradict one another.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/91931_103167443.jpg "Carrie Underwood Performs On NBC's "Today" - July 30, 2010")

1) Dear Carrie Underwood: Since when are you Jenny Humphrey? Are you aware of where that rabbit hole leads? Please advise.2) Dear Taylor Momsen: I call this "halfway." Please meet me there. I'll bring sandwiches.