Beyonce

Those tiny pink leather shorts are... the worst. I feel like you could stick this whole thing on Lil' Kim and it wouldn't be surprising (well, except in the sense that it's not lower-cut).

Beyonce

Hee. You are totally punking us, right, Bey? You are. Because while I will never get angry at a beer t-shirt -- I find it hilarious that she's skipping around in a LONE STAR BEER tee -- that skirt is totally Kim Kardashian crossed with a picnic blanket. None of this looks like something Beyonce would EVER wear unless Urban Outfitters paid her an enormous sum.

Beyonce

And this is more of a Rihanna move.

Beyonce

And those are transparent plastic heels. Hide your face, Beyonce, and tell everyone you're Solange.

Casual Fuggerday: Beyonce

I've decided Beyonce is trying to give us a lot to talk about so that we'll all be quiet about her Met Gala outfit. Oh, Bey. Never underestimate our elephantine memories. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]