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# Naked Fuggerday: Cristiano Ronaldo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/casual-fuggerday-cristiano-ronaldo-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-02T18:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-04T18:50:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, athletes, Casual Fuggerday, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

This feels relevant to Fug Nation's interests.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ffn_ronaldo_cristiano_gtres_103113_51248227.xml "Cristiano Ronaldo")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=951521&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

You're not the goalie, Cristiano. No hands on the balls. ZING. This poorly constructed zinger is brought to you by Lone Star beer and a sleepless night.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]