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# Casual Fuggerday: Jennifer Lopez at American Idol Auditions
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/casual-fuggerday-jennifer-lopez-at-american-idol-auditions/
- Published: 2014-11-01T17:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-31T05:47:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr.

![Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-spl867588_014.xml)

"I have a secret, lovers. Reality TV is not real. KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES. But it is the truth. In real life, I do not like to walk around as the meat in the man-hair sandwich. The Lopez is the meat AND the sandwich.

## Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban

![Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-ffn_idol_judges_ff8_102814_51570088.xml)

"We are staring into the distance because, five minutes earlier, Mr. Kidman suggested that a Mr. Gumby might want to hump my leg and I scoffed because The Lopez does not HUMP."

## 'American Idol' Judges Attend The 'Hollywood Week' Auditions

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-ffn_amidol_judges_ff2_ff10_102714_51569270.xml)

"This pattern reminds me of the beautiful time when i was one with Puff Daddy -- glitter and animal print and shoelaces and FLOWERS THAT MIGHT KILL. Do not ask. I signed papers."

## Jennifer Lopez

![Jennifer Lopez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-ffn_celebs_craigs_thumbs_102514_51567600.xml)

"Sweatpants are passe, lovers. Sweatbags are the future. I saw it in a dream. Or did the dream see it in me? Lovers, somebody call Pitbull. I need to create."

[Casual Fuggerday: Jennifer Lopez at American Idol Auditions"HOLA LOVERS. Did you miss me? So did my palazzo pants, until I dug them out of the basement at my old house with Marc, from a box right behind his Wednesday coffin and the IV drip stand." \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jennifer-lopez-american-idol-auditions-spl867588_014.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/casual-fuggerday-jennifer-lopez-at-american-idol-auditions-11-2014/)