It must be really weird to be confronted with yourself in wax form. When they take this one off the floor of Madame Tussauds, can Hamm take it home and stick it in his living room window to menace the neighborhood?
"Mildly dead-eyed, but what do you expect from the wax figure of a man with THAT MANY PROBLEMS?"
"THANK GOD you made me look basically normal! I'm texting this to my grandma immediately! I AM DELIGHTED BY THIS!"
I assume he's telling Don to get a grip, here. "I have a LOT of notes about your personal life, Don. A LOT OF THEM!"
The idea of him just lurking behind himself makes me laugh. (Also, this would be an amusing ad for Apple.)