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# Casual Fuggerday: Paris Hilton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/casual-fuggerday-paris-hilton-01-2014/
- Published: 2014-01-25T19:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Casual Fuggerday, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

*Somebody* wants to get back in The Conversation.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/112030pcn_hilton03.xml "Paris Hilton")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/112030PCN%5FHilton03.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Right now, Jaimie Alexander should be composing a thank-you note that reads, "Dear Paris: I didn't think anything could make [my naked dress](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtfug-jamie-alexander-11-2013/) seem less bad, but you really stepped up and achieved the impossible. You are the Albert Einstein of tacky. Love, Jaimie."

Whatever is happening on her pelvic bone is weird -- it LOOKS blurred, but these photo services don't do that (and many of them prefer MORE salacious to LESS, anyway), so I'm guessing it's the light bouncing strangely off whatever mesh is there, but it's drawing a huge amount of attention to The Ber*nude-*a Triangle and I wish it would stop.

But since we're there: Let's decide which view is more horrifying. This one, or the one from the side:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/112030pcn_hilton11.xml "Paris Hilton ")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/01/112030PCN%5FHilton11.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

So many scary shadows.

\[Photo: Pacific Coast News\]