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# Casual Fuggerday: Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/casual-fuggerday-rihanna-3-10-2013/
- Published: 2013-10-05T16:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-07T17:48:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Casual Fuggerday, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Let's check in on Rihanna's performing exploits.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wenn20693680.xml "Rihanna")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=930211&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is apparently [fresh off the menswear runway](https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2013/09/23/rihanna-in-raf-simons-singapore-f1-grand-prix-performance/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And it is... crazy. I can't fathom a dude wanting to look like a billboard for something the FDA has probably banned because of strange additives that are only legal in Asia -- much less in something that so easily passes as a dress on Rihanna. That she almost makes sense of it is a marvel. Don't get me wrong, I still find it hideous, but I understand it a lot more on her than, say, Justin Bieber. Then again, when did I ever speak Bieberish? I wonder if that's a working barcode on her thigh. If we scan her, what will it say? I'm thinking of every immature calculator message I ever tapped out when I was in fourth grade.

Oh, and in case you wondered...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wenn206936491.xml "Rihanna")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=930231&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... the VMAs didn't kill the art of public crotch massage. Between that and the stockings and the weirdo coat, she looks like Denise Huxtable if *A Different World* were about her becoming a masturbating hobo.

\[Photo: WENN\]