The coat is actually kind of great -- I'd prefer it lopped off at the knee, and I'd probably get rid of the fur sleeves and replace them with regular ones, because I am not Joan nor Jackie Collins. But who can even look at that ANYWAY, when she's wearing an upended carpeted purse on her head THAT HAS A BEAK.
Dude, I would do this TOO if I'd just been wandering around Germany wearing that other getup.
I feel like she's dressed as John Galliano's spirit twin. Not maybe my first choice...
How come I NEVER see this when I'm at LAX? I have NEVER seen Lady Gaga swanning around the escalators dressed as a petticoat. Although we did get to share a flight with SWINTON, and I saw Sly Stallone walking out of the newsagent telling his wife he didn't need to pay for something because "they're cool with it," so... I wouldn't trade those stories.