Casual Fuggerday: The Latest in Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

I am sorry to hear about what is apparently a toxin outbreak in New York City, but let's get to the more pressing matter of whether her pant legs have COOLERS ON THEM. It can't but... WHAT ARE THOSE. And why AREN'T they coolers, or even just coozies?

Lady Gaga

I enjoy that this looks like she's tugging on the matching necktie behind her, but actually there's a... tugging flap... attached to her hat. She looks like Barbie AND her horse rolled into one.

Lady Gaga

Somewhere, there is a tremor in Andrew Dice Clay's force.

Lady Gaga

And then she was like, "Roads? Where we're going we don't NEED roads."

Lady Gaga

Someday her ankle bones are going to go on strike. I just know it.