Lady Gaga returns to her hotel

This is hideous, but it's probably the most comfortable thing Lady Gaga has ever worn.

Lady Gaga returns to her hotel

Somewhere, Joan Collins is wondering, "wherever did I put that gold dress?" (No one has lost the headdress. Everyone knows where that is.)

Lady Gaga attends a press conference

I DO like a tartan. (Less thrilled about a tail)

Lady Gaga steps out of her hotel

How many bags do you think this woman travels with? My conservative estimate is kajillion.

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Eventually, she is going to just be like, "oh FORGET IT. None of you are even LOOKING. I'm just going to start wearing jeans." [Photos: INF, Wenn]