David Beckham

Mmm.

David Beckham

He is emerging from the sea like an inked up Mr. Darcy. (I kept thinking, from afar, "I don't remember Becks having that much chest hair." And of course it's his tats. Someone should get a tattoo OF chest hair.)

David Beckham

And THIS one made me go, "Wait, his KID has a chest tattoo ALREADY?" But that's just sand. Phew.

David Beckham

And now I'm afraid the wave is going to water-log his camera. I'm old.

Casual Fuggerday: Your Moment of Zen

Because I love you, Fug Nation, and I just want you to have nice things. [Photos: PCN]